When You Wasn't Famous

Ahhh see right see the thing thats got it all ****ed up now is camera-phones
How the hell am I supposed to be able to do a line in front of complete strangers, when I know Theyve all got cameras ?
When youre a famous boy, it gets really easy to get girls,
Its all so easy you get a bit spoiled.
So, when you try to pull a girl, who is also famous too,
It feels just like when you wasnt famous.
The celebrity pages in papers dont tell tales that are always to the line of the truth.
Its til a line at which most likely youll have the time, or enough finance to sue.
Which is why its so frightening buying papers in the morning fearing the next Mike Skinner scoop.
Cause I used to believe what I read, so now I know that others will believe that its true.
But I realized, with you the truth could be, a whole lot worse than the flack.
My whole life I never thought Id see, a pop star smoke crack.
And I must admit I was quite shocked, with that thing you did with me on my back.
But, outside in the lobby, I shouldnt have laughed when you slapped that man.
When youre a famous boy, it gets really easy to get girls,
Its all so easy you get a bit spoilt.
So, when you try to pull a girl, who is also famous too,
It feels just like when you wasnt famous.
You were so much fun, I really got to like you more than you liked me,
I really hoped that youd stay.
Considering the amount of prang youd done, you looked amazing on cd:uk.
You learn dances, do promo, cameras flashing, get in the van, zoom away (reeeoow).
I wake up high, diss my beat feel hung over and sorry for my doomed day.
But I know I got a bit close to you, and that you found it ****ing boring.
You taught me so much about how to deal with the how far Id fallin in.
And what version of a rumor would next day be everyones story of me.
You taught me all the realities and turn the page and ignore em.
When youre a famous boy, it gets really easy to get girls,
Its all so easy you get a bit spoiled.
So, when you try to pull a girl, who is also famous too,
It feels just like when you wasnt famous.
Anyway, I had to rest my beer hat, delete my dealers number and unroll my bank notes.
And we were on borrowed time anyway, what with the daily toilet papers not knowin.
And I knew that when the people who thought they knew you, when they found out,
I wouldve been mocked.
Which is ironic, cause in reality, standing next to you I look ****ing soft.
Whenever I see you on MTV, I cant stop my big wide smile.
And past the childrens appeal, I see the darkness behind.
We both know the scratches on my back, much better than the alludes and lies.
I miss the *****in and shoutin, but Im glad I got out in time.
When youre a famous boy, it gets really easy to get girls,
Its all so easy you get a bit spoilt.
So, when you try to pull a girl , who is also famous too,
It feels just likewhen you wasn't famous.You cant keep ****ing pop stars, we've got a ****ing business to run. There are industry repercussions, Michael!
I know.