You Can Call Me Al

A man walks down the street
一個男人走在街上
He says, Why am I soft in the middle, now?
他說，為何我這麼心軟？
Why am I soft in the middle?
為何我在之中這麼軟弱？
The rest of my life is so hard
我這一生如此勞累
I need a photo-opportunity
我需要看清自己！
I want a shot at redemption
我渴望在救贖之中看清自己
Don't want to end up a cartoon
我不想最後我會在一張諷刺的畫像之中
In a cartoon graveyard
畫像中的墓地
Bonedigger, Bonedigger
死者的骸骨
Dogs in the moonlight
月光下的野狗
Far away from my well-lit door
吾之明善之門，遠之
Mr. Beerbelly, Beerbelly
比爾貝利先生啊
Get these mutts away from me
把這些混蛋從我身邊帶走
You know, I don't find this stuff amusing anymore
我知此物已不耐玩
If you'll be my bodyguard
如果你當我的保鏢
I can be your long lost pal
我可為君相失已久之友
I can call you Betty
我可叫你貝蒂
And Betty, when you call me
貝蒂啊，你可以叫我... ...
You can call me Al
你可以叫我AI
A man walks down the street
一個男人走在街上
He says, Why am I short of attention?
他說，為什麼我則神不專？
Got a short little span of attention
注意時間如此之短
And, whoa, my nights are so long
啊！吾夜之久
Where's my wife and family?
我的妻子身在何方，我的家... ...又在哪？
What if I die here?
如果死在此處呢？
Who'll be my role model
誰來成為我的塑造品？
Now that my rolemodel is
此時那就是我的代言人
Gone, gone?
跑了，跑了？
He ducked back down the alley
他一頭栽進小巷中
With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
與一些毛茸茸的蝙蝠面小女孩
All along, along
一直這樣，一直這樣
There were incidents and accidents
那曾經是事件，與事故
There were hints and allegations
那曾經是提示，與指控
If you' ll be my bodyguard
如果你當我的保鏢
I can be your long lost pal
我可為君相失已久之友
I can call you Betty
我可以叫你貝蒂
And Betty, when you call me
貝蒂啊，你可以叫我... ...
You can call me Al
你可以叫我AI
A man walks down the street
一個男人走在街上
It's a street in a strange world
在一個古怪之世
Maybe it's the third world
大概是第三個世界
Maybe it's his first time around
又大概是時間第一次纏繞著他
Doesn't speak the language
不要嘲笑
He holds no currency
他沒有錢
He is a foreign man
他是一個來自外國的男人
He is surrounded by the sound, the sound
他被輿論所包圍
Cattle in the marketplace
市場中的牛
Scatterings and orphanages
零散的孤兒院
He looks around, around
他環顧四周
He sees angels in the architecture
他看見了建築中的天使
Spinning in infinity
無限旋轉
He says, Amen and Hallelujah!
他說，我的老天啊
If you'll be my bodyguard
如果你當我的保鏢
I can be your long lost pal
我可為君相失已久之友
I can call you Betty
我可以叫你貝蒂
And Betty, when you call me
貝蒂啊，你可以叫我... ...
You can call me Al
你可以叫我AI哦~