Only When I'm Drunk

Yo what's up man get up man
Urrp I can't bust man
Get up ***** bust
(I'm ******)
Get up you gotta do your verse *****
(Aight I'll try it)
Get up *****
I get drunk and
I stumble to the phone
And conjure up a *****
To bone when I'm alone
OHh **** tow back
I need to take a piss
Only when I'm drunk
I sing a song like this
My grandma and your grandma
(urrp)
Sittin by the fire
Hold on turn the beat off
Nah keep it goin' J-Ro
Can you make it
I'm just not knowin'
I get drunk and start talkin mo' ****
And when I got a gun in my hand
You better get out
Cause my brain
Just ain't what it used to be
Forget tryin to raionalize
Cover your eyes
Ah d-(urrp) damn I'm drunk
I need a chunk
No better yet a hunk of that funk
When I get drunk
I might act uncouth
But when I get drunk
I always tell the truth
Yeah I'm good I'm bad
I'm **** I'm freaky fresh
I make hip-hop fans say yes yes
The Liks comin through
You know we gonna blow upop
Hold up hold up I think I gotta

Damn false alarm
Gettin all the ladies
With my cool charm
When I get drunk I might
Even call my daddy a punk
Yeah but only when I'm dr (urp) drunk

Yeah let me pass the forty
To my ***** Tash
It goes one for the chronic
Two for the amnesia
It's the pimp-slap niggy
With drinks in the freezer
Bust the one out two out
(flips ) type of rapper
That'd get you our your seat
Quicker than a car jacker
Sip a Colt for the fever
When I'm coolin' with my people
Got hoes in East Columbus
Like I'm Billy Dee Winkle
Cause I move like I'm smooth
Like I'm Harry Belafonte
Lookin for them ******
That jumped my homey Dante
All up in this ***** with
The gin and Tanqueray
Drink like Mr Wendal
Smoke bud like Dr Dre
But that's cause I'm old enough
To do that type of ****
Got damn I gotta piss
I pass the mic to E-Swift
Yeah I get drunk and
Can't nobody whoop me
I'm trippin' must be the brew
That I was sippin'
Kickin' in guess I shouldn't
Have mixed it with the gin
Cause when I'm layin' on my back
I can feel the room spin
One too many I reckon
Feelin I gotta earl any second
Wanna get up but can't move
Feels like I'm stuck in the groove
What the **** was I tryin to prove
I get a rep for downin' four-oh's
All the hoes knows them Alkaholik bros

****** call me dad
I got a fifth in the trunk
Might **** an ugly ***** but only
When I'm drunk
Yanh only when I'm drunk
Only when I'm drunk
Yanh only when I'm drunk
Only when I'm drunk
Aight think I'm feelin'
A little better
Ready to bust this like this
And ya don't miss check it out
I get drunk and start thinkin'
Bout my friends
That passed on with every forty
Ounce the memory will last on
Black Man Muzzle Mike Lee and Suavey D
The three MCs will always
Live in my memories
We used to rock shows
We used to rock hoes
And drink forty-oh's
And wear the same clothes
Damn I wish we could
Go through it again
But I know one day
We gonna do it again
And when that day comes
It's gonna be live
But I ain't in no hurry
So I don't drink and drive
The Alkaholiks we gets funky
When we drinkin'
Just a li'l somethin'
To pump up the thinkin'

Only when we drunk
Only when we drunk
Only when we drunk
Only when we drunk
Beer run Ante up *****
Ha ha put the money in the hat