Missed Me

Missed me
Missed me
Now youve got to kiss me
If you kiss me, mister
I might tell my sister
If I tell her, mister
She might tell my mother
And my mother, mister
She might tell my father
And my father, mister
He wont be too happy
And hell have his lawyer
Come up from the city
And arrest you, mister
So I wouldnt miss me
If you get me, mister, see ?
Missed me
Missed me
Now youve got to kiss me
If you kiss me, mister
You must think Im pretty
If you think so, mister
You must want to **** me
If you **** me, mister
It must mean you love me
If you love me, mister
You would never leave me
Its as simple as can be !
Missed me
Missed me
Now youve got to kiss me
If you miss me, mister
Why do you keep leaving
If you trick me, mister
I will make you suffer
And theyll get you, mister
Put you in the slammer
And forget you, mister
Then youll miss me
Wont you, wont you miss me
Wont you miss me
Wont you miss me
Missed me
Missed me
Now youve got to kiss me
If you kiss me, mister
Take responsibility
Im fragile, mister
Just like any girl would be
And so misunderstood
So treat me delicately !
Missed me
Missed me
Now youve gone and done it
Hope youre happy
In the county penitentiary
It serves you right
For kissing little girls
But Ill visit
If you miss me
Say you miss me
Cause the food they feed you
Do you miss me
Will you kiss me through the window
Do you miss me
Miss me
Will they ever let you go
I miss my mister so