uncle Jimmy - skit

Yo-landi: Uh, hi Jimmy.
Jimmy: Yolandi, hi. Come in. How you doin?
Yo-landi: I just wanted to ask you...
Jimmy: Come sit down. Come sit here, right here on my lap.
Yo-landi: Uh.okay.uh.well.
Jimmy: There you go. You want some herbal tea?
Yo-landi: Uh, no thanks.
Jimmy: You sure?
Yo-landi: Im fine. Thanks.
Jimmy: Oh, Yolandi, look at you. Youre so cute and squishy,
Look at your little cheeky weekys youre so cute. I just want
To keep you here in my office as my little pet; feed you,
Bathe you, comb your pretty hair. You dont have to do
Anything you dont want to do , you hear me Yolandi?
Yo-landi: Mhmm
Jimmy: Yeah, dont let anyone around here fuck you around.
Yo-landi: Okay.
Jimmy: You need anything, you hear me, if you need anything,
Come here to my office, sit right here on my lap and tell
Uncle Jimmy what you need, and I will give the fuck up. You got that?
Yo- landi: Yes, Jimmy.
Jimmy: No, call me Uncle Jimmy.
Yo-landi: Yes, Uncle Jimmy.