You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch (Glee Cast Version featuring k.d. lang)

All the windows were dark

No one knew he was there

All the whos were all dreaming sweet dreams without care

Youre a mean one

Mr grinch

You really are a heel

Youre as cuddly as a cactus

And as charming as an eel
Mr Grinch

Youre a bad banana
With a greasy black peel

Youre a monster

Mr Grinch

Your hearts an empty hole

Your brain is full of spiders
Youve got garlic in your soul

Mr Grinch

I wouldnt touch you

With a thirty nine and a half foot pole

All I need is a reindeer

So he took his dog max

And he took some black thread

And he tied a big horn on the top of his head

Then the grinch said
Giddyup and the sleigh started down

To the homes where the
Whos lay a-snooze in their town

This is stop number one
The old chinchy claus hissed

As she climbed to the roof
Empty bags in her fist

Then he slid down the chimney
A rather tight pinch

But if santa could do it

Then so could the grinch

Then he slithered and slunked
With a smile most unpleasant

Around the whole room

And took every present

Pop-guns pop-news
And cookies and drums

Checker boards Mr Grinch
Popcorn and plums

And he stuffed them in bags

Then the grinch very nimbly
Stuffed all the bags one by one up the chimney

Youre a foul one

Mr Grinch

Youre a nasty wasty skunk

Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk

Mr Grinch

The three words that best describe you
Are as follows and I quote
Stink stank stunk

You nauseate me

Mr Grinch

With a nauseous super naus

Youre a crooked jerky jockey

And you drive a crooked hoss
Mr Grinch

Youre a three decker sauerkraut

And toadstool sandwich

With arsenic sauce