Everybody Gets High

Once upon a time in a land far away
很久很久以前在遙遠的地方

住著一個小男孩他整日酗酒成性
There lived a little boy and he drank all day
朋友們叫他小傻蛋兄弟們叫他小基

喝乾所有酒瓶傷痛才得以遠去
Friends called him stupid and his brothers called him gay
威士忌就是他唯一的朋友

止痛藥是他的惡習他現實中唯一的小情人
Emptied all the bottles til the pain went away
抽個一包兩包從來都不是問題

一兩個小藥片就能讓他嗨上天
Whiskey was his friend he didnt have another
喝一小口喝一小口喝一小口

起身旅行起身旅行起身旅行
Vicodin his vice his real and only lover yup
我呢就喜歡你賤賤的模樣
Smoked a pack or two it never was a problem
虛假的偽君子去他的吧

很久很久以前在遙遠的地方
Popped a pill or two they really made him blossom yup
住著一個小男孩他整日以淚洗面
Take a sip take a sip take a sip
《花花公子》雜誌也提不起他的性趣

再來喝一瓶吧直到傷痛遠去
And a trip and a trip and a trip
威士忌是他唯一的朋友

止痛藥是他的惡習他現實中唯一的小情人
And Im like when you ***** when you ***** when you *****
抽個一包兩包從來都不是問題

一兩個小藥片就能讓他嗨上天
Counterfeit hypocrite holy s*it
喝一小口喝一小口喝一小口

起身旅行起身旅行起身旅行
Once upon a time in a land far away
我呢就喜歡你賤賤的模樣

虛假的偽君子去他的吧
There lived a little boy and he cried all day
喝一小口喝一小口喝一小口

起身旅行起身旅行起身旅行
Playboy bunny magazines would never get him laid
我呢就喜歡你賤賤的模樣

虛假的偽君子去他的吧
He downed another bottle til the pain went away
大家都那麼嗨為什麼我就不行

大家都那麼嗨為什麼我就不行
Whiskey was his friend he didnt have another
大家都那麼嗨為什麼我就不行

大家都那麼嗨為什麼我就不行
Vicodin his vice his real and only lover yup
為什麼
Smoked a pack or two it never was a problem
喝一小口喝一小口喝一小口
Popped a pill or two theyreally made him blossom yup
起身旅行起身旅行起身旅行

我呢就喜歡你賤賤的模樣
Take a sip take a sip take a sip
虛假的偽君子去他的吧

大家都那麼嗨為什麼我就不行
And a trip and a trip and a trip
大家都那麼嗨為什麼我就不行

大家都那麼嗨為什麼我就不行
And Im like when you ***** when you ***** when you *****
大家都那麼嗨為什麼我就不行

Counterfeit hypocrite holy s *it

Take a sip take a sip take a sip

And a trip and a trip and a trip

And Im like when you ***** when you ***** when you *****

Counterfeit hypocrite holy s*it

Everybody gets high why the hell cant I
Everybody gets high why the hell cant I

Everybody gets high why the hell cant I
Everybody gets high why the hell cant I

Yup

Take a sip take a sip take a sip

And a trip and a trip and a trip

And Im like when you ***** when you ***** when you *****

Counterfeit hypocrite holy s*it

Everybody gets high why the hell cant I
Everybody gets high why the hell cant I
Everybody gets high why the hell cant I
Everybody gets high why the hell cant I