Yolo

你只能活一次
Yolo…
你只能活一次
Yolo…
你只能活一次
You only live once
這個世代的代表性口號
The battle cry of a generation
生命是無價之寶
This life is a precious gift
所以別太瘋狂，這不值得你冒險
So don't get too crazy, it's not worth the risk
你了解我們依然年輕
You know that we are still young
所以別傻了
So don't be dumb
不要輕易信任任何人

因為你的人生只有一次
Don't trust anyone
你的人生只有一次， 這是一個座右銘
'Cause you only live once
所以冷靜點，把神經線放鬆點

別往吵雜的俱樂部去，別往吵雜的俱樂部去
You only live once, that's the motto
你的朋友都會感到相當遺憾因為他們聽不到
So take a chill pill, ease off the throttle
利用讓自己 遠離地獄不是合法的行為
Never go to loud clubs 'cause it's bad for your ears
把你的錢藏在你家後院比較好像隻狗一樣
Your friends will all be sorry when they can't hear
你最好不要去相信銀行， 因為他們早就知道啥時要賠錢
And stay the hell away from drugs ' cause they're not legal
不搭汽車，公交車，船或是火車
Then bury all your money in the backyard like a Beagle
不要搭飛機，不要坐任何交通工具
' Cause you should never trust a bank, they've been known to fail
在地下室用鈦合金打造一個銅牆鐵壁的防空洞
And never travel by car or bus, boat or by rail
接著穿著用鈦金屬打造的盔甲在被鋼琴砸死前
And don't travel by plane and don't travel at all
也千萬別去任何桑拿室， 因為會有食人魚爬進去咬人
Built a bomb shelter basement with titanium walls
不要走樓梯， 因為你會處在危險的境地
And wear titanium suits in case pianos fall on ya
你的人生只有一次不要浪費掉
And never go in saunas 'cause they're crawling with piranhas
你了解我們依然年輕
take the stairs And never 'cause they're often unsafe
所以戒掉一切嗜好
You only live once, don't let it go to waste
烹煮肉類時，確定他已經熟透了
You know that we are still young
因為你只能活一次
So hold off on the fun
Yeah 這裡有句忠告話
Cook your meat 'til it's done
盡量離小孩子遠一點，因為他們的頭髮都長滿了陰蝨

根本就沒這回事，當抹太多的Purell
'Cause you only live once
這是一個借鏡，來自於George Orwell所寫的
Yeah, and here's another piece of advice
所以別用1980年的蠻力用力任何插座
Stay away from kids 'cause their hair is with filled mad lice
永遠穿著貞操帶，並加上三個保險鎖
There's no such thing as too much Purell
接著聘僱一個品酒師傅，讓他幫你確認你的食物有沒有毒
This a cautionary tale, word to George Orwell
如果你認為你的送件郵差是個間諜，那就毀滅他吧
So don't 1984 us, sending bugs into sockets
別蓋任何毛毯或是穿睡衣，因為這些會在你睡著的時候宰了你
Always wear a chastity belt and triple lock it
兩個單字來形容家具：殺人機器
Then hire a taster, make him check your food for poison
把窗戶通通封死，因為陽光對你的健康有害
And if you think your mailman is a spy then destroy him
永遠穿著只有一條拉煉的夾克，這樣你才來保證你自己安全
No blankets or pajamas, they could choke you in your sleep
不要有任何機會
Two words about furniture: KILLING MACHINES
停止任何自由業工作
Board your windows up, the sun is bad for your health
投資在你的未來，不要分散了你的銀彈
And always wear a strait jacket so you're safe from yourself
401K，確定它的風險性低
Take no chances (no chances)
然後去搞些房地產來，
Stop freelancing (right now)
第三年開始貸款利息4.2% 這相當重要，會是一筆巨大的交易
Invest in your future, don't dilute your finances
如果你買不起的話， 別把這計劃放在你最後的一張牌
401K make sure it's low risk
貸款是當下最需要的方案，
Then get some real-estate (how much?) 4.2%
這是一個相當可靠的保命符 在你退休時在你的賬戶裡才會有錢給你花
30-year mortgage, important, that's that's a great deal
你只能活一次
And if you can't afford it, don't forge it on your last bill
說不
Renting is for suckers right now
把自己孤立起來
A dependable savings and you'll retired with money in your account
只管自己唱獨角戲，當心
YOLO
你必須看清一切，這一切都代表著你只能活一次
Say no, no
你了解我們依然年輕
Isolate yourself
燙平你那會按指印的拇指
And just roll solo, be carefulo
然後拔光你的牙齒
You ought to look out also stands for YOLO
這樣你就不會咬到舌頭了
You know that we are still young
在這地球上只有很短很短的時間
Burn the prints off your thumbs
所以不可以出門，因為你不想死掉
And pull out all your teeth
把自己深深的埋藏起來，
So you can't bite your tongue
並大聲對天空喊著：你只能活一次
Only on this earth for a short time (time)
你必須看清一切，
So don't go outside if you don't wanna die (die)
Just take our advice and hide
And scream YOLO to the sky…
You ought to look out…