Act A Fool

Act A Fool （演一個傻瓜）-King Tee
It's Friday night on the streets of LA
I'm goin'out been hangin''round the house all day
So I take me a shower dress like a big
Daddy
Stop at the arco put some gas in my caddy
Armor on my wheels shine up my daytons
Check my 12gauge I see jackers just waitin
Got in my car rolled up the tinted glass
Looked for my zapp tape to pop in my dash
Can't find it forget it went under my seat
Found my old fired tape of the song knee deep
So I popped it in then I pumped it up
Love hearin'funk because disco sucks
Body got chills when the basses started poundin'
I took off because I'm goin'to town and
Won't be back 'til mornin'don't have to go to
School
Better get ready I'm finna act a fool
But wait hold up hold up
Wazzup daddy
Now I' m on the move got a grand in my
Pocket
Reached for my phone plugged it in the socket
Heard the dial tone so I dialed up aladdin
He answered the phone and said what's up I said
What's happenin
He said where you been I been tryin'to get
In touch
The party's in watts I said I don't give a
F**k
If you wanna go just wear neutral colors
If anybody asks you just tell 'em you're my brother
Stopped at the store to buy me a cisco
A 40ounce and some crackers by nabisco
A pack of dentyne and I pulled out a 10
And said f**k it super socco and gin
I'm finna act a fool
Now I'm drivin down compton on my way to get
Aladdin
Feelin'like a pimp till my tape started draggin'
It's a old tape anyway it ain't no thing
Pulled it outand slapped in dana dane
Got to aladdin's house and I honked my horn
He said when we comin'back I said 6n
Tha morn
So he got in the car lookin'half dead
So I gave him my cisco and took the 40
To the head
Now I'm feelin'tipsy and I'm headed for watts
But wait what do I see sittin'at the bus
Stop
Sexy susanna had a butt that kills
Pretty long hair but they say it's not real
Aladdin yelled you fake tramp she threw a rock in
My glass
So I got out my car and drop kicked her ass
I checked out my window everything was cool
She was lucky I was nice and I didn't act
A fool
We finally arrived at the party drunk as a jerk
Got out my car pressed the clip so the alarm
Would chirp
After that we made our way I tried not to
Fall
Couldn't walk a straight line if they let me crawl
Got to the door and what spots my eye
My homeboy Mr prince and he's smokin'some thai
So I stumbled his way and said hey pass the
J
I took a hit then a hit from my mouth
Spray
This girl asked me to dance but I told the
Hoe no
'Cause she was on my tip 'cause of my big
Gold rope
But it seems she got offended that's splendid
Before she starts somethin'I just slap her and end
It
'Cause I feel like a gangster and I just don't
Care
About a girl with fake drag fake eyes fake hair
Fake clothes fake nails and all that fake jewelry
All she wanna do is tell her friends that she
Screwed me
I get nutty act a fool when I want to
Run up when I'm drunk and I just might pump
You
Take your car your wife keep talkin'your life
Beat you down like a cluck and have you smokin'
The pipe
You know why 'cause I'm cool
Well kill me
Shoot me muthaf **k pie yow ah sh*t
I gotcha
Oh godd*mn