Substitute for life

You love me and I love him
He loves her and she loves you
That's the way the story goes
You fool me and I fool him
He fools her and we fool you
That's the way the story goes
Last on substitute for life
Husband caught when he kisssed the pretty girl
Wife just cried Friend just died
Boss took money took off with secretary
Cops didn't care got their share
Driver stole some diamonds from millionaire
Maid got blamed Judge got framed
Teacher married her long lost Half-Brother
Twins were nude both were sued
Enter queen of TV screen
You love me and I love him
He loves her and she loves you
That's the way the story goes
You fool me and I fool him
He fools her and we fool you
That's the way the story goes
Next on substitute for life
Neighbour has an affair with the son in law
Daughter is sad Mother is mad
Gangsters kidnap movie celebrity
Dog finds track Stranger is back
Doctor finally falls for ***y nurse
Boy goes gay Girl can't stay
Athlete leaves his pregnant centerfold
All get killed you'll get thrilled
Enter queen of TV screen
You love me and I love him
He loves her and she loves you
That's the way the story goes
You fool me and I fool him
He fools her and we fool you
That's the way the story goes
The story everybody knows
Episode one Episode two
If you have nothing better to do
Episode three Episode four
You've just got to see some more
Episode five Episode six
Love and hate and dirty tricks
Episodeseven Episode eight
Don't answer the phone cancel you date
You love me and I love him
He loves her and she loves you
That's the way the story goes
You fool me and I fool him
He fools her and we fool you
That's the way the story goes
That's the way the story goes
That's the way the story goes
生活的替代品
你愛上了我，我愛上了他
他愛上了她，但是她愛上了你
故事就是如此發展
你期騙了我，我欺騙了他
他欺騙了她，然後我們欺騙了你們
故事就是如此發展
持續在生活的替代品中
丈夫在親吻美女時被捉姦當場
妻子剛剛哭泣，朋友剛剛去世
老闆捲款攜秘書私逃
警察得到分贓後根本不在乎
電視熒屏女皇進入
你愛上了我，我愛上了他
他愛上了她，但是她愛上了你
故事就是如此發展
你期騙了我，我欺騙了他
他欺騙了她，然後我們欺騙了你們
故事就是如此發展
生命的替代品即將上演
鄰居同女婿發生婚外情
女兒傷心於母親的瘋狂
黑幫綁架了電影名流
靈犬找到踪跡，陌生人被救回
醫生終於拜倒性感俏護士裙下
男孩變同志，女孩留不住
運動員離開他懷孕的雜誌裸模女友
所有人都被殺害使你十分興奮
你愛上了我，我愛上了他
他愛上了她，但是她愛上了你
故事就是如此發展
你期騙了我，我欺騙了他
他欺騙了她，然後我們欺騙了你們
故事就是如此發展
觀看第一集、第二集
如果你沒什麼其他事情可做
觀看第三集、第四集
因為你堅持要多看一點
觀看第五集、第六集
愛啊恨啊還有那些下流的把戲
觀看第七集、第八集
不要接電話、連約會也取消
你愛上了我，我愛上了他
他愛上了她，但是她愛上了你
故事就是如此發展
你期騙了我，我欺騙了他
他欺騙了她，然後我們欺騙了你們
故事就是如此發展
故事就是如此發展
故事就是如此發展