A Girl Called Charity

Well Id do anything for just once kiss
Just to get my hands around her hips
And when she puts her tongue between my lips
Im thinking, 'Wow, this really could be it!'
But then she smiles and says, 'Its much too sweet'
Shes eyeing every other guy in the street
So Im in the bathroom every night of the week
With a photograph of
CharityOh
Charity, Charity
Why dont you show some to me?
Oh Charity, oh
CharityYoure nothing but a small town tease
Boy, everyone says
Im a tease.
Dont you know thats why they call me
Charity?I give to everybody.
Freely.I remember she came round one day
When my parents were on holiday
She said, 'Im lonely, do you mind if I stay?'
And I said, 'Sure baby, yeah, thats ok.'
Well she asked if she could have a bath
And I said 'Id wash your back', for a laugh
Well, when she said alright
I thought tonights the night, then in walked my mum and dad
Oh Charity,
CharityWhy dont you show some to me?
Oh Charity, oh
CharityYoure nothing but a small town tease
Boy, stop bugging me
Ive got something else to do tonight
Wash my hair?
You must be joking
Gotta file my nails.
So its back
Well when
I ask her if 'tonights the night'?
If she says no
I get the feeling she might
And when shes near girl (? ) thinking
I could blush
I think shes travelling on a different bus
Shes just a girl called
CharityHullo honey.
What are you doing out here?
Boy, I told you, stop bugging me
Youre too sweet
Why dont you go away for some sugarpops or something?
Why dont you go down the cinema?
Ive got better things to do
Go away