B arson me

eah, Im back up in this *************, just like a uterus,
And I dont need no lubricated condom when Im doing this.
Always got a doobie lit, swerve behind the wheel and maneuver it,
20-20 with it they use my eyes and see the future with em.
Moving *************t, Im just trying to be what Im supposed to be,
Supposedly Im ****, Saint Nicholas aint as cold as me.
Thing we got in common is Im always with a hoe or three.
Make it drop it like someone with Parkinsons carrying groceries.
Cause Im here and I rap that *************t, doing shows and stacking chips,
Take my ******** *****rt off when I spit, thats why your girl is on my *************.
Got these tats all on my body and a pocket full of piff,
Fill the bong up with some ice cubes, baby, take a hit.
See, Im running for the title, everybody voting Webster.
Drinking straight tequila out a mother******g blender
Middle finger stay up, nobody can censor
Im a dog, always sniffing for the female gender.
Friend her up on Facebook and from there its a wrap,
Send her poke and then tomorrow shell be sitting on my lap.
Even back, when I was broke, my girlies always had a rack
Love them big titty ******* with bodies covered in tats.
Its that *** ****** twister, a twist and grabbing ladies from the mixer
Then I bring em to the telly and crack a bottle of liquor.
Cause I never gave a ********* ****, Im the type to bang your sister,
Then go back toyour crib and ************* your moms like Stiffler.
I hope you get the picture, take it on your Kodak,
Up in Webbys World you cannot reach me with a road map
To find that you need Adderall, Ambien and some Prozac.
Always cooking fire, someone show me where the stoves at.
Keep on dropping heat, all you players grab your cleats,
Cause Im all in this game for winning, I dont settle for defeat.
From the suburbs to the streets I will stand by what I speak
And I dont even know what this ********* **** is saying up on the beat.
But I got a hundred bars on me,
Everything that we throw on, the credit cards on me.
Every drink that we get, the titty bars on me
And Ill be living just like this until my heart dont beat.
******* its Chris Webby, that whitey who spit deadly,
With my foot up on the pedal like Im Mario Andretti.
*******, I rap flames and murder the rap game
Spittin til Im number one with a bullet like Max Payne.
Got that Nerf gun tucked and Ill aim it at your gut,
Better duck is the track that cracker and slapper of big but.
Getting drunk, always looking for some double D cups,
But in the lab Ill cook it up like Im Wolfgang Puck.
Get in the game and I go straight H.A.M.,
When I get the rock up in my hand,
Cause Im here to get it popping, just exactly how I planned.
Take a stand right here for this rapping *************t and keep my lyrics accurate
Test me while beating Webby, just simplywill never happen.
*************, salute me, cause truly, I be the ****st on the chords,
Master Yoda with the bars, Im a Jedi with the Force.
Thats cause Webby done got that flow, they get act like they dont know,
But they aint ******g with me, period, yo, fanito.