Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)

You know it's kind of hard, just
你也知道現在與人相處
to get along today,
有點不容易
our subject isn't cool,
咱們的主角完全不酷
but he fakes it anyway.
但他照樣裝帥裝到底
He may not have a clue and
他可能啥米都不懂、
he may not have style,
或許沒格又沒型
but everything he lacks, well,
他總少了點什麼，
he makes up in denial.
但他照樣自high得很高興
So don't debate, a player straight,
所以別爭辯，他不過是個紈褲子弟
you know he really doesn't get it anyway.
你知道反正他永遠不會搞懂任何東西
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real.
想玩真的？想忠於本色？
'For you no way, for you no way.'
你門都沒有，你門都沒有！
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate.
所以如果你不會評斷，就囫圇吞棗都學來
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki lake.
反正你知道你總有機會上黑白平等脫口秀
The world needs wannabe's, so...
這世界需要模仿狂，所以嘿嘿
Hey, hey, do that brand new thing!
所有正咩都說就個白人來講林北還不錯帥～
And all girls say: 'Pretty fly (For a white guy)'
他需要來點屌音樂，
He needs some cool tunes not
可不是隨便什麼都行
Just any will suffice,
但店裡沒有黑人饒舌歌手的專輯，
But they didn't have Ice Cube,
所以買白人版也可以
So he bought Vanilla Ice.
現在他開著他的老爺車閒晃，在路邊看到他所謂的黑人兄弟
Now cruising in his pinto, he sees homies as he pass,
他總少了點什麼，
But if he looks twice
但如果他膽敢看他們第二眼，兄弟們八成會往他白屁股上死命踢
They' re gonna kick his lily ass.
所以別爭辯，他不過是個紈褲子弟
So don't debate, a player straight,
你知道反正他永遠不會搞懂任何東西
you know he really doesn't get it anyway.
想玩真的？想忠於本色？
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real.
你門都沒有，你門都沒有！
'For you no way, for you no way.'
所以如果你不會評斷，就囫圇吞棗都學來
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate.
反正你知道你總有機會上黑白平等脫口秀
At least you'llknow you can always go on Ricki lake.
這世界需要模仿狂，所以嘿嘿
The world needs wannabe's, so...
現在他去刺刺青，耶，
Hey, hey, do that brand new thing!
墨都上好了
Now he's getting a tattoo, Yeah.
他說要刺13但人家刺了個31給他
He's gettin' ink done.
他朋友都說他裝得太刻意、
He asked for a '13', but they drew a '31'.
也並沒有很嘻哈
Friends say he's trying too hard
但在他的自己心裡，
and he's not quite hip,
他可是，可是最屌最屌的嘻哈之王！
but in his own mind
所以別爭辯，他不過是個紈褲子弟
he's the ****** trip.
你知道反正他永遠不會搞懂任何東西
So don't debate, a player straight,
想玩真的？想忠於本色？
you know he really doesn't get it anyway.
你門都沒有，你門都沒有！
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real.
所以如果你不會評斷，就囫圇吞棗都學來
'For you no way, for you no way.'
反正你知道你總有機會上黑白平等脫口秀
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate.
這世界需要模仿狂
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki lake.
這世界需要模仿狂，所以
The world needs wannabe's
咱們來來找更多模仿狂吧
The world loves wannabe's, so...
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let's get some more wannabe's,
Hey, hey, do that brand new thing