M akin whoopee

每次我聽到有關親愛的舊婚紗
Every time I hear that dear old wedding march
我感到很高興我有一個破拱
I feel rather glad I have a broken arch
我已經聽到很多人說話
I have heard a lot of married people talk
我知道婚姻是一個漫長旅程
And I know that marriage is a long long walk
大多數人
To most people
認為婚禮意味著浪漫
Weddings mean romance
但我更喜歡
But I prefer
一頓野餐或是一場舞會
A picnic or a dance
又一個新娘，又一個新郎
Another bride another groom
這個鄉村，都是憂鬱的藍色
The countryside,this all blue
花兒，樹木，飛鳥. ..
The flowers and trees,the birds and
都在造作狂歡
For making whoopee
它們合唱著：這裡來了位新娘
The chorus sings Here comes the bride
一個愛情裡的受傷者就在她身邊
Another victim is by her side
他失去了出席的理由，因為錯過了季節
Hes lost his reason cause its the season
都在造作狂歡
For making whoopee
穿越無數的時代
Down through the countless ages
你會發現無論哪裡
Youll find it everywhere
有人擁有好待遇
Somebody makes good wages
有人想獨占她的分享
Somebody wants her share
她閃著大眼睛叫他土豆
She calls him Toodles and rolls her eyes
她讓他揉丶烤他的餡餅
She makes him strudles and bakes him pies
一切是為了什麼？
What is it all for
為了讓他一起狂歡
Its so hell fall for making whoopee
明年或者不到明年
Another year or maybe less
我能清楚聽到，而你猜不到
Whats this I hear well cant you guess
她感到被忽視，所以他被懷疑
She feels neglected so hes suspected
在造作狂歡
Of making whoopee
她幾乎每晚都一個人坐著
She sits alone most every night
他不打電話也不寫信
He doesnt phone or even write
他說很忙，她說好吧
He says hes busy but she says Is he
他是在造作狂歡
Hes making whoopee
他掙不了多少錢
He doesntmake much money
平均五千美元
Five thousand dollars per
有些法官認為他是個笑話
Some judge who thinks hes funny
說他該給她六千美元
Says Youll pay six to her
他說現在法官假設我失敗了
He says Now judge suppose I fail
法官說，欠債就得進監獄
The judge says Budge right into jail
你最好留住她，你會發現這是更合算
You better keep her youll find its cheaper
和造作狂歡比起來
Than making whoopee