A call from the Vatican

Guido....Guido.....
（男聲：Pronto.電話那邊的男聲聽不清(╯﹏╰）
I was lazing about my bedroom when you called and an ideal occurred to me I thought you might be...
你打來的時候我正賴在床上然後一陣思緒湧上心頭我想你也許....
wondering about...Guido
正在思考. ..Guido.
Whos not wearing any clothes? Im not, my darling.
是誰一絲不掛？是我，親愛的。
Whos afraid to kiss your toes? Im not, your mama dear.. .is blowing into your ear.
誰害怕親吻你的腳趾？我不怕，你親愛的媽媽我..在你耳邊輕聲細語
so youll get it loud and clear. I need you to squeeze me, here and here,and here.
所以這樣你就會聽明白。我要你揉捏我，這裡，還有這裡，還有這裡。
Cootchie cootchie cootchie coo
我的親親親親愛的
Ive got a plan for what Im gonna do to you.
我有一個計劃都是關於我要對你做的事情。
So hot. Youre gonna steam and scream, and vibrate like a string Im plucking.
非常火辣。會讓你飄飄欲仙，尖叫不已，像是被我撩撥的弦一般震動。
Kiss your fevered little brow.
親吻你發燙的小額頭。
Pinch your cheeks til you say 'ow',
揉捏你的臉頰知道你喊“痛”。
And I can hardly wait to show you how. Guido!
而且我等不及來給你示範。Gui~~~do！
Who wont care if come to me tired and overworked? I wont, bambino.
誰會在乎你來時是否精疲力盡，勞累過度？反正我不會，小寶貝。
Who knows the therapy to beat what you can get from me？
誰有辦法從我的溫柔鄉里拯救你？
I~~~~~~~~~dont !!!
反正我不知道！
But this will have to enought for now.
但至少目前這已足夠。
Gui~~~~~~↑ do！
Ciao!
嗨~！
I love you, Guido!
我愛你，Guido！