Bart Simpson

Rotten apple to the core
Damn I been a f**k up
Getting picked for last in gym
I cant even do a lay up
Writing on my sneakers
Being sneaky with my teachers
Smoking weed under the bleachers
Cutting out and glueing pictures
Carrying my CD player
Sucking on a now or later
Sour apple was the flavor
Scribbling on doodle paper
Trying hard to pay attention
But I have no real direction
So I say yo f**k this lesson
Spark the leaf my back is stressing
Who I am and where Im headed
Cutting school and acting crazy
Foster care done got me crazy
Living with a crazy lady
Every day Im always late
Puffin on a skimpy j
Staying in my grandma house
Wasnt even far away
But I guess thats what I do
Making life more difficult for me and you
Bart Simpson with the shits
Ay caramba man you can go and suck my dick
Skating in the street
Being mischievous as shit
This is as good as it gone get
Always cheat on yo tests
Dont you be like the rest
I aint no teachers pet
Lie lie lie lie lie
If that dont work then
Deny deny deny
Looking to my future is like looking at the sky
Inner city orphan with my hand in apple pie
A liar a schemer a cheater I do it all
I used to switch schools each coming fall
I skipped all my classes and
Still managed to pass them all
Reading comics in forbidden planet
I go home to a place of fantasy outside my own
Always been a loner never had a solid home
I really like marvel
Cause characters look just like me
And women dont have roles
That make them look too sexually
I lie a lot from getting beaten
And put off food Im not eating
Eczema so bad Im bleeding
But I smile and keep it cheesing
A nerdy girl with nymphomanic tendencies
Everyones offended but nobody here offended me
90s mami dressing like Aaliyah quite apparently
Im heavy with the theory I move with the groove
Im black like shaolin I tang with the wu
Africa my guy with the bantu do
Im stupid f**king crazy nuts loose like a screw
See I know my money got raised by the Jews
Im a New York Puerto Rican like a rough kinda dude
Ima hit the barrio and eat some Spanish food
And sit in central park Im in a New York mood
Bart Simpson with the shits
Ay caramba man you can go and suck my dick
Skating down the street being mischievous as shit
This is as good as it gone get
Always cheat on yo tests
Dont you be like the rest
I aint no teachers pet
Bart Simpson with the shits
Ay caramba man you can go and suck my dick
Skating down the street
Being mischievous as shit
This is as good as it gone get
Always cheat on yo tests
Dont you be like the rest
I aint no teachers pet