Dearly Beloved

Faith Hill - Dearly Beloved
Good mornin, Dearly Beloved
We are gathered here today
To watch two people we know make a big mistake
Theyll stand up at the alter
And solemnly swear I Do
Theyll be together forever
Til they find somebody new
Her daddys in the front row
Mutterin oh no, here we go again
We had a couple dates
Now shes three months late
And its twenty buck a plate i spent, oh...
Good mornin dearly beloved
Id like to welcome yall
To see the side-effects of *** and alcohol
Please bow your heads and join me
In a prayer for these two
Wholl be together forever
Till they find somebody new
The bride is a flirt and the groom is worse
As hes putting the ring on her
Hes checkin out the bridesmaids
Thinkin that me might take
The maid of honors honor...oh
Welcome, dearly beloved
We are here this afternoon
To throw rice as these two
Drive down the road to ruin
With cans tied to the bumper
And a dragging muffler, too
Theyll be together forever
Till they find somebody new
So raise your glass and join me
Heres to the bride and groom
Theyll be together foreeeverrr...
Til they find somebody new