50 Ways To Say Goodbye

My heart is paralyzed
我的心好累
My head was oversized
我的頭好痛
Ill take the high road like I should
我該上高速了
You said its meant to be
你說這是命中註定
That its not you, its me
與我本人無關
Youre leaving now for my own good
分手都是為我好
Thats cool, but if my friends ask where you are Im gonna say
好吧,但別人問起你時我會說
She went down in an airplane
她搭的飛機墜毀了
Fried getting suntan
她美黑的時候被曬死了
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
她掉進裝滿水泥的攪漿機裡了
Help me, help me,
救命啊
Im no good at goodbyes!
我不懂分手啦
She met a shark under water
她下水被鯊魚吃掉了
Fell and no one caught her
她溺水沒人救她啦
I returned everything I ever bought her
我退掉了所有買給你的東西
Help me, help me,
救命啊
Im all out of lies
我已經想不出更多的藉口
And ways to say you died
去說你咋死的
My pride still feels the sting
我的自尊很受傷
You were my everything
你曾是我的全部
Some day Ill find a love like yours
總有一天我會找到像我愛你一樣愛我的人
(a love like yours)
愛我的人
Shell think Im Superman
在她心中我是大英雄
Not super minivan
而不是小狗熊
How could you leave on Yom Kippur?
你怎能在贖罪日和我分手
Thats cool, but if my friends ask where you are Im gonna say
好吧,但別人問起你時我會說
She was caught in a mudslide
她被泥石流活埋了
Eaten by a lion
她被獅子生吞了
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
她被一輛破車碾成肉餅了
Help me, help me,
救命啊
Im no good at goodbyes!
我不懂分手啦
She dried up in the desert
她在沙漠渴死了
Drown in a hot tub
她泡澡被淹死了
Danced to death at an east side night club
她在夜店跳舞跳著跳著就死了
Help me, help me,
救命啊
Im all out of lies
我已經想不出更多的藉口
And ways to say you died
去說你咋死的
I wanna live a thousand lives with you
我本想生生世世和你一起
I wanna be the one youre dying to
與你死了都要愛
Love...
愛... 愛. ..
but you dont want to
但你卻不是這樣想的
Thats cool, but if my friends ask where you are Im gonna say
好吧,但別人問起你時我會說
Thats cool, but if my friends ask where you are Im gonna say
好吧,但別人問起你時我會說
She went down in an airplane
她搭的飛機墜毀了
Fried getting suntan
她美黑的時候被曬死了
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
她掉進裝滿水泥的攪漿機裡了
Help me, help me,
救命啊
Im no good at goodbyes!
我不懂分手啦
She met a shark under water
她下水被鯊魚吃掉了
Fell and no one caught her
她溺水沒人救她啦
I returned everything I ever bought her
我退掉了所有買給你的東西
Help me, help me,
救命啊
Im all out of lies
我已經編不下去了
She was caught in a mudslide
她被泥石流活埋了
Eaten by a lion
她被獅子生吞了
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
她被一輛破車碾成肉餅了
Help me, help me,
救命啊
Im no good at goodbyes!
我不懂分手啦
She dried up in the desert
她在沙漠渴死了
Drown in a hot tub
她泡澡被淹死了
Danced to death at an east side night club
她在夜店跳舞跳著跳著就死了
Help me, help me,
救命啊
Im all out of lies
我已經編不下去了
And ways to say you die
去說你怎麼死的