Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

I was tired of my lady
Weve been together too long
Like a worn out recording
of a favorite song
So while she lay there sleeping
I read the paper in bed
And in the personals column
There was this letter I read
If you like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If youre not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you like making
love at midnight
In the dunes of the cape
Im the lady youve looked for
Write to me and escape
I didnt think about my lady
I know that sounds kind of mean
But me and my old lady
Have fallen into
the same old dull routine
So I wrote to the paper
Took out a personal ad
And though Im nobodys poet
I thought it wasnt half bad
Yes I like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
Im not much into health food
I am into champagne
Ive got to meet you
by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red tape
At a bar called OMalleys
Where well plan our escape
So I waited with high hopes
Then she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
It was my own lovely lady
And she said Oh its you
And we laughed for a moment
And I said I never knew
That you liked Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
And the feel of the ocean
And the taste of champagne
If you like making
love at midnight
In the dunes of the cape
Youre the love
that Ive looked for
Come with me and escape
If you like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If youre not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you like making
love at midnight
In the dunes of the cape
Im the lady youve looked for
Write to me and escape
Yes I like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
Im not caught into yoga
I am into champagne