The World Should Revolve Around Me

I take it in stride; One day at a time
If I ask no questions I’ll hear no lies
How come blessings only come in disguise?
Try them on for size as I vocalize
Ain’t nothing gonna get in between me and my flow
Aint’ nothing gonna come between me and my afro
My man just left me; what do ya know?
Easy come; easy go!

He came out of the blue
And went right back into it
Had to forfeit because he couldn’t get with it
Called it quits and when he spins
He said he didn’t have time for my juvenile ********

I've had a lot of failed relationships;
I don’t get involved because I’m not equipped
I believe that the world should revolve around me!
I don’t see the point of a partnership;
it won’t be long until they start to trip
Yessiree, the whole world should revolve around me!

There’s only one me in the galaxy
I am an endangered species
This kind of flower don’t grow on Earth
Just lettin’ you know for what it’s worth

This kind of mountain shouldn't cause a depression
So I bide my time with philosophical questions
Not for nothing but what came first
The chicken nugget or the egg mcmuffin?

I got talent and I got tits
I know I’ll find another guy who wants to get with it
I’m not convinced that I’m a big fat bore
One man’s pleasure is another man’s chore

I've had a lot of failed relationships;
I don’t get involved because I’m not equipped
I believe that the world should revolve around me!
I don’t see the point of a partnership;
it won’t be long until they start to trip
Yessiree, the whole world should revolve around me!

I know I rock and what I got is hot
And you know I got a lot
Cause all that trippin you gotta stop
Before you know it your ass’ll be drop

And if you concerned with my biological clock
Since I never grow old my heart is always in stock
Keep screwing that ***** from down the block
I don’t need you around I know I rock!

I've had a lot of failed relationships;
I don’t get involved because I’m not equipped
I believe that the world should revolve around me!
I don’t see the point of a partnership;
it won’t be long until they start to trip
Yessiree, the whole world should revolve around me!

I've had a lot of failed relationships;
I don’t get involved because I’m not equipped
I believe that the world should revolve around me!
I don’t see the point of a partnership;
it won’t be long until they start to trip
Yessiree, the whole world should revolve around me!