My Play

I put on a play in my old house (Old house)
我在老房子裡備了場演出
In my cape, jumping on the old couch (Old couch)
穿著斗篷，跳上舊沙發
Putting up lights when it's cold out (Cold out)
如果冷了就點上暖燈
Mom and Dad, both seats sold out
老爸老媽，座位都訂光了
Show you my play
來看看我的演出吧

最近沒去看過老房子了
Haven't seen the old house lately
不知道他們有沒有找到我的飛船了
Wonder if they've found my spaceship
“我不想我過去的愛都浪費了”
'I don't want my own love wasted'
告訴我這就是你說的
Tell me this is what you're saying
如果你們彼此都受不了對方了

我可以馬上幫你們搜查小三
If you both out-grew one another
但是如果愛都消失了，我TM還用費這勁嗎
I could start now, looking for a lover
我真的非常非常非常非常想
But if love dies, do I f!cking bother?
讓你們看我的演出

而且我不想只表演給我爸看
I just really really really really wanna
在他的新屋子裡
Show you my play
我真的非常非常非常非常努力
And I don't wanna do it for Dad
求你們來看看我的演出吧
At Dad's new place
我不想分開表演兩次
I worked really really really really hard
因為那樣意義就不一樣了啊
Lemme show you my play
我最近約著會，帶著花
And I don't wanna do it twice
想好好過一小時
'Cause it's not the same
你和我或許會出什麼岔子

但是如果我們就這樣放棄了，那我們就是懦夫
I've been on dates, bringing flowers
我曾在我的地下室做過表演
Tryna be great for an hour
爸媽臉上都洋溢著笑容
You and me might go sour
但是現在，我不確定他們當時是不是裝的
But if we don't hold out, then we're cowards
大概一切都太複雜了
I put on a play in my basement (Basement)
如果你們彼此都受不了對方了
Mom and Dad's smiling faces (Faces)
我可以馬上幫你們搜查小三
But now I don't know if they faked it (Faked it)
但是如果愛都消失了，我TM還用費這勁嗎
Guess everything is complicated
我真的非常非常非常非常想

讓你們看我的演出
If you both out-grew one another
而且我不想只表演給我爸看
I could start now, looking for a lover
在他的新屋子裡
But if love dies, do I f!cking bother?
我真的非常非常非常非常努力

求你們來看看我的演出吧
I just really really really really wanna
我不想分開表演兩次
Show you my play
因為那樣意義就不一樣了啊
And I don't wanna do it for Dad
你們做了一切一切一切一切能做的
At Dad's new place
我們盡了一切一切一切一切的努力才熬過去
I worked really really really really hard
如果我是你們，我會盡一切一切一切努力
Lemme show you my play
但是當我給你們表演的時候
And I don't wanna do it twice
如果我出了錯誤
'Cause it's not the same
你們能假裝不知道嗎

事情將會變得非常非常非常非常糟糕
You did everything, everything, everything that you could
然後才會慢慢變好
We do everything, everything, everything till it's through
但是或許你們會忘了這一切
I'll do everything, everything, everything when I'm you
當你們欣賞我的表演的時候

But when I show you my play
Will you pretend you didn't know
If I make a mistake
It's gonna get really really really really bad
Before it's okay
But maybe you'll forget it all
While you're watching my play