She's Leaving You

You were planning to stay in, you had it carefully planned
Your coat was hanging in the hall, your hat was in your hand
You walked over to your woman, your pale distracted love
Who was trying to put the wrong hand into the wrong glove
Are you leaving, dear? Are you leaving, dear?
Are you leaving, dear? Are you leaving, dear?
So you start reading all her books, all her magazines
Just to get a better understanding
Your brain feels like its dead
Your eyes are hanging out your head
You were hoping for something less demanding
Well what you see staring out at you from a photo book
A man with an eyepatch and a bent, bloody hook
You wished to God that you never went and took a look
Cause its in that moment that you know that
shes leaving you
Yeah shes leaving you
Well now shes taking you to bed
Her legs wrapped round your head
Youre losing her to some crazy kind of motion
You keep coming up for air
You look around and stare
Find youre swimming into completely different oceans
Youre wondering if shes thinking about some other man
She says, 'Cmon, baby, you know you are my loverman'
Youre going nuts you dont know exactly what to say
She says, 'Dont worry, baby, this is just my little way
of leaving you'
Oh, man, shes leaving you
Guitar solo !
She keeps saying, 'Hey, dont hate me'
She keeps saying, 'Hate is just some kind of failure of the imagination'
She keepssaying things like this
Now shes giving you a kiss
Now shes got you dragging her to the station
The sun just slipped out of the sky, this is a black letter day
Her train is moving down the platform, and is drawn away
Youre crying buckets, she gives her glove a wave
She says 'Oh cmon, baby, thats no way to behave
when Im leaving you'
Oh yeah , shes leaving you
Oh yeah, shes leaving you
Yeah, shes leaving you
Shes leaving you
Yeah, shes leaving you
Yeah, shes leaving you
Yeah, shes leaving you