Candy Land (feat. Esham)

Candy Land -Violent J /Esham
And I say
The more candy
The merrier
So f**k mom and dad
And now boys and girls
I hope youre ready
For a wonderous adventure
Into a world full of lots and lots of candy
Throw your hands up
Clap twice
Then stomp
Its me and grandma nut
In the Molasses swamp
Im seeing waterfalls pouring up
Chocolate is more
I left that b**ch floatin
And hit the peppermint forest
Lollipop trees all up in the gumdrop mountains
There I saw jolly Molly sittinon her nut poppin
She told me
She was lookinfor the kool aid man
Cause he stuck his tootsie roll in her filling hole and ran
I didnt give a damn
I bit her head off vicious
That rich nougat cookie dough ho was delicious
Now the gingerbread people pimp the popsicle pops
And sell sugar cane to donuts in lemon drops
Here it rains tic tacs
And snows ice cream scoops
And foods get shot up with peanuts
And f**kindumped in the goo
So bring your sweet tooth b**ch
Im a coated pain
And all you sugar free fakes aint the same
Im talkinbout
Candy land candy land
Lets make a run for candy land
Candy land candy land
Maybe we can hook up with the candy man
Candy land candy land
Lets make a run for candy land
Candy land candy land
Maybe we can hook up with the candy man
Chocolate chip sugar dipped with the wax lips
Red faygo or some barbecue chips
I need some powdered sugar
Or a sweet and sour booger
Laffy taffy Im your pappy
You my sugar looka
Boston baked beans lemon heads jolly rancher
Goinall gummie down ya throat like a tarantula
Call me Spiderman my webs all in ya head
Im in my gingerbread house gettingingerbread
Im getting paid but now and later
Pineapple grape cherry watermelon
Strawberry all day
Man throw a cream seem like a dream
Yellow gumdrops fell down on me
The cotton candy blew kool aid sky
The sun looked like a big lemon head saying hi
Was I high
I was high
No lie
Ill catch you next time in candy land again
Bye bye
Candy land candy land
Lets make a run for candy land
Candy land candy land
Maybe we can hook up with the candy man
Candy land candy land
Lets make a run for candy land
Candy land candy land
Maybe we can hook up with the candy man
And its so delicious
B**ch this candy land and it aint nutritious
And its so delicious
B**ch this candy land and it aint nutritious
Well its me and Mr Mint on his spearmint boat
With some caramel bunnies and a root beer float
And if you think Im ever going back
You must have and an empty center
You meat loafs do not enter
This is candy land
Blueberry jawbreaker
Candy land law breaker
Like taking candy from a baby
Im the candy taker
Marsh mellow lemon drop
Jelly beans
And a pair of salty nuts
For all you sugar fiends
And its so delicious
B**ch this candy land and it aint nutritious
And its so delicious
B**ch this candy land and it aint nutritious
Candy land candy land
Lets make a run for candy land
Candy land candy land
Maybe we can hook up with the candy man
Candy land candy land
Lets make a run for candy land
Candy land candy land
Maybe we can hook up with the candy man
Yummy and delicious
A wide variety of sugar coated artificial coloring
Tell mom and dad you want some candy
A great way to rot your mouth out