The Noisy Eater

(Wake up everybody, get up!)
Munch! Munch!
Once upon a time, I was a noisy eater
Biz Markie:Im hungry, I want something to eat
Something with a crunch and very sweet
Just woke up so you know the scenario
Im craving cereal like Cheerios
Maybe frosted flakes, I might munch
But what popped in my mind is Captain Crunch
So I went to the kitchen to freak my choice
In my stomach I heard a voice
It said: 'Please feed me, my tank is on empty
Im seeing things, so please dont tempt me'
So I said 'okay', and got my bowl
Got my milk and cereal, made sure it was cold
Sat down at the table and said my grace
Because I knew what was about to take place
'Yum yum, eat em up', my belly said
The crunches so loud errbody jumped out they bed!
Here come old flat-top, he come grooving up slowly
He got ju-ju eyeballs , hes one holy roller
Hes got...
Crunch!
Did you ever know a noisy eater?
Aauuuuuuuuuuuu!
Now its lunchtime, and Im hungry again
I dont know where I should begin
Maybe Ill get some super salmon, mmm thats good
I dont want no chicken, it tastes like wood
But I have to have some chips, ones that crunch
So you can hear me go munch, munch, munch
Some old lady tapped me on the shoulder out of a crowd
And said 'Quiet down Biz, you munching too loud!'
Here come old flat-top, he come grooving up slowly
He got ju-ju eyeballs. hes one holy roller
Hes got...
Well excuse me, um, um, well excuse me, um
Well excuse me, um, um, well excuse me
Here come old flat-top, he come grooving up slowly
He got ju-ju eyeballs. Hes one holy roller
Hes got...
Quiet down Biz, you munching too loud!
Yum, yum, yum, yum yum
Mmm, thats good!
They all thought I had stopped
And wheres the gravy?
No matter!