Quiche Lorraine

The skies are charcoal grey,
It's a dreary downtown day,
But at the end of my thirty foot leash,
Is my little friend
Quiche. Quiche
La Poodle is her name
And having a good time on a crummy day is our game.
Quiche Quiche
Lorraine Quiche
Quiche Lorraine
Everyday I take her out.
Yea! She runs around, she shouts out and barks,
Yea! Cause she's a good doggie
She's a sweet, sweet, sweet
PUPPY! Arf
Arf And I know she'll stick by me,
Yea! Arf Arf
Oh no! Here comes a
Great Dane
Drivin' down the lane
Quiche, Quiche,
Quiche come back here;
Don't leave me.
I'll go insane.
I'll go insane.
How do you like that?
Has anybody seen a dog dyed dark green.
About two inches tall, with a strawberry blonde fall;
Sunglasses and a bonnet and designer jeans with appliques on it?
The dog that brought me so much joy
Left me wallowing in pain.
Quiche Lorraine.
I'll show her!
Do you see the key in my hand?
I'm gonna throw it in the lake.
Yea, you've been so rotten to me,
You take the cake.
I'm just gonna lock the door to your kennel, and just you try and come back to me.
Yea, you'll see.
Quiche Quiche
Lorraine You mangey mutt.
Quiche Quiche
Lorraine I'm talking about
Quiche! Quiche
Quiche Lorraine
Quiche Lorraine!