What's My Age Again?

I took her out
我约她出来
It was a Friday night
在星期五晚上
I wore cologne
我还喷了古龙香水
To get the feeling right
为了让自己看起来像那么回事
We started making out
我们开始缠绵
And she took off my pants
她脱下我的裤子
But then I turned on the TV
然后我却打开了电视

就在那时候她扭头离开了
And that's about the time she walked away from me
在你23岁的时候没人喜欢你
Nobody likes you when you're 23
而你却还对电视节目痴迷不已呢
And are still more amused by TV shows
到底什么是该死的注意力缺陷障碍啊
What the hell is ADD?
我的朋友说我应该成熟点
My friends say I should act my age
你说我多大？
What's my age again?
你说我多大？
What's my age again?
在这之后

在开车回家的路上
Then later on
我在电话亭
On the drive home
给她妈妈打了个电话
I called her mom
我说我是警察
From a payphone
你的丈夫入狱了
I said I was the cops
因为
And your hu**and's in jail
结果那个居然挂了电话
This state looks down on sodomy
在你23岁的时候没人喜欢你

而你却还沉迷于电话恶作剧呢
And that's about the time that ***** hung up on me
什么是该死的来电显示啊？
Nobody likes you when you're 23
我的朋友说我应该成熟点
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
你说我多大？
What the hell is call ID?
你说我多大？
My friends say I should act my age
就在那时候她扭头离开了
What's my age again?
在你23岁的时候没人喜欢你
What's my age again?
而你却还跟大一新生似的

我到底哪里错了啊？
And that's about the time she walked away from me
我的朋友说我应该成熟点
Nobody likes you when you're 23
你说我多大？
And you still act like you're in freshman year
（你说我多大？）就在那时候她和我分手了
What the hell is wrong with me?
（求你留下来和我在一起吧）千万别太把自己当回事
My friends say I should act my age
（求你留下来和我在一起吧） 你还有那么多时间来随大溜呢
What's my age again?
（求你留下来和我在一起吧）为什么你非要我循规蹈矩呢？

（请留下吧）我从来没想过要成熟
(what's my age again?) That's about the time she broke up with me
（和）你说我多大？
(please stay with me) No one should take themselves so seriously
（我）你说我多大？
(please stay with me) With so many years ahead to fall in line
你说我多大？
(please stay with me) Why would you wish that on me?
(please stay) I never wanna act my age
(with) What's my age again?
(me) What's my age again?
What's my age again?