Princess Rap Battle: Rapunzel ＆ Flynn vs. Anna ＆ Kristoff

Princess Rap Battle
公主饶舌争霸
Rapunzel and Flynn versus Anna and Kristoff
乐佩＆弗林 vs 安娜＆克里斯托弗
Let the rap battle begin!
饶舌大战正式开始
R:My hair’s so soft but I ball so hard
我头发如此柔软 但我却很性感
That my bed head brings all the boys to the yard
随便在床头待着就吸引了所有小伙子
I was the caged bird singing, busting back on the scene
我曾是笼中歌唱的鸟儿 但现在我重杀回来
This little lost princess is the long-locked queen
那位被锁住的小公主就是未来的饶舌女王
Of rap-unzel, right in my name
RAP女王乐佩 膜拜我的大名
Coming back for my crown with my magical mane
我用我的魔法长发重夺皇冠和名号
I’m a chef, guitarist, painter, potter, scholar, singer, dancer
我是大厨 吉他手 画家 陶艺家 学者 歌手 舞者
Knock me but like Elsa’s door, you haven’t got an answer
想伤我就如同敲艾莎的房门一样 你不会得到任何回应
Your snowflake’s not unique and you’re past your peak
你心中的冰雪根本就不起眼 你的风头也过了
Even the silver in your hair is a losing streak
甚至你头发中夹杂的一缕银发就是你失败的象征
I can’t believe how dumb you are, Hans took you for a sucker
我真不敢相信你有多愚蠢 汉斯就把你耍的团团转
I’ll say it twice, you stink on ice, did I mumble, ************?
再说一次 你就是污秽之物 我能不能说一句法克？
A:I’m not ANN-a, I’m AH-na, I go ham when I wanna
我不是安娜 请叫我昂纳 因为我会得到我所有想要的东西
You can’t handle the drama, slam a damn prima donna
你根本无法处理任何情况 因为你不配当女主角
A once upon a timer I know better than momma
很久之前 我比你妈还了解
Frozen fever so hot, I have to chill in a sauna
冰雪奇缘火爆全球 我连蒸桑拿都觉得凉
Blondie’s only got three books and a mother that betrays her
您只读了三本书 你妈还背叛你
And it doesn’t even phase her that she raised her with no razor
这根本就不会变 因为你根本没给她剃毛
Sunflower in a tower, tricked by her kidnapper
塔中傻傻的太阳花 被她的绑架犯骗来骗去
Me? I woulda capped her and frickin’ witch slapped her
我会怎样？干掉她啊 再狠狠给她两个耳光
You’re not the brightest lantern and your mug is just fugly
你才不是最闪耀的明星 你那么丑
The word on the street is that your duckling ain't snuggly
大街上的流言是什么呢 你永远无法变成白天鹅
Agoraphobic bore and I don’t know what’s sadder
这么胆小还老想着冒险 真不知道哪个更可怜
That you’ve never worn shoes or that you’re just a rope ladder
是你从未穿过鞋子还是你只是一条梯子而已
F:I'm kinda like this oaf, but I'm dashing, smart and beautious
我虽然有点像奥拉夫的感觉 可我明明更帅气智慧
He's a bigger horse's ass than Maximus's gluteus
你男朋友吹的马屁比麦西马斯的还大
My dream came true: the girl, the castle, the money
我的梦想成真了 得到了爱人 城堡 钱财
I'm the wanted man she wanted, man, the future looks sunny
我就是她心中所属 未来明媚光明
This dapper rogue rapper's now a royal insider
我词语犀利流畅 虽然我是个大盗
And since we got hitched we are both Flynn riders
但我们已经结婚 我成为合法的皇室成员
You think you're hot ****? Well, your sister was colder
你觉得你们很火？可惜你姐姐就是个冰块
I'll melt the ice in your heart, when I heat up I smolder
你们自己去冰凉的角落待着吧 我才是最火热的
K:You're a fraud, Eugene, I'll pop your head like a twist off
你就是个骗子 假名尤金的弗林 我会将你的头一把打爆
This robber's getting clobbered when Kristoff gets pissed off
如果你惹我就等死吧
My reindeer Sven is so damn frosty, Santa's like
我的麋鹿斯文酷毙了 圣诞老人都说
("Damn! That's a cold-ass donkey!")
哇！这鹿简直酷爆了
I love Anna, not her title, I would never two-time her
我爱的是安娜无关其他 我也不会出轨
You're a terrible rhymer, a tower and social climber
你的韵律不过如此 攀附王室说的还这么好听
You're a colossal debacle, even Olaf knows you're awful
你就是个失败者 雪宝都知道你什么货色
You're as crooked as your nose, I should dust you like Gothel
你的心就像你的鼻子一样扭曲 我觉得你适合被我烧死
R＆F:Can I end this business? Hells yes, I can
我能结束这一切吗 好的我可以
With the business end of my frying pan
我的平底锅就可以结束这一切
Tied up and dangled, strung up and strangled
系紧 升高 吊起 勒死
You'll have a brush with death when you're messing with Tangled
如果你真的惹毛我俩 下场就这样
(So hungry for a husband once you left your isolation)
离开禁锢的地方之后第一件事就是找个对象
We saw you getting Hans-y at your sister's coronation
我们看见的是你姐姐的加冕典礼上你满脑子都是想和汉斯私会
Snap engaged to a villain 'fore you cuddled up with Thor
和他抱在一起 赶紧和个反派订婚
(Looks like any dude'll do when your love's an open door)
你的心门是不是来者不拒呢？
This Arendelle airhead has a brain full of holes
这个阿伦黛尔公主满脑子都是洞
From when her mind got wiped by those ridiculous trolls
那些可笑的地精还删了她的记忆
Of course you Norses fight, but in the end you always lose
当然了 你们国度的人总想打仗 却总是战无不败
Your odds are sinking faster than your parents on a cruise
你脑子里进的水比你爸妈沉船里进的水还多
A＆K:You've got an avalanche of dandruff and lice by the million
你真是 有雪花那么大的头皮屑 一头的跳蚤
You need a lake of shampoo and a full-body Brazilian
你需要一湖洗发水才能洗干净吧
While we're on the subject, and I don't mean to push
虽然我们聊到这里了 但我真不想故意惹你生气
But does your carpet match your drapes? That's like an 80-pound bush
但你看看你穿的什么玩意 一点都不搭配 毛长得是不是更长
(I'm the fixer-upper lover who's as strong as an ox
我在床上力大如牛
I go hard all night long 'cause my family rocks
一夜十次怎么样 我没问题 因为我的家人就是一群地精
By the Northern Lights I keep her warm at night
我如同北极光一样让她彻夜温暖
And I'm moving more ice than Walter White)
凿冰我做的可比谁都强
Can I say something crazy? Check how it affects ya
我能说点疯狂的话吗 但你看看自己吧
Your hair's a let down and no one respects ya
头发让人失望 也没人尊重你
So get back in your prison atop that tall architecture
滚回你的监狱去吧 接着去做笼中鸟
Won't be coming back for seconds because Anna wrecks ya
别回来了 因为安娜会让你输得惨不忍睹