Fitter Stoke Has a Bath

Fitter Stoke Has A Bath -Hatfield And The North
You don't suspect my life's a mess
You prob'ly think it's groovy
Meeting people everyday
See some place abroad
And I admit that when the time is right
It can be quite a laugh
But you know that's not often
Eventually I think that you will agree
I'm only putting lines out
And shifting gears missing years disappear
And as for you I couldn't bear to think of it
They said you were Swedish
You asked me for a chocolate bar
Then you went and spoiled it all by eating it
What a pain what a nause
You can imagine my delight
Was like some R Crumb magazine come to life
Thank you ladies you had us all
I hope you both enjoyed it
But just the same
I'm happy just to sit around at home
With Pamela making cups
Of tea and washing clothes
Now anyone could easily see
I'm basically a cretin
Bing billy bong silly song's going wrong
Ping pong ping clong cling dong
Tie me up turn me on
Bing billy bang desperate dan frying pan
Cling clong cling bong bing bang
Michael Miles bogey man