BOOTY CALL (skit)

Yo, what's up
（The Kid LAROI）在干嘛
Like this is literally how our conversations go,
（前女友）说白了 我们的谈话就是这样进行的
Tell me this doesn't sound weird
告诉我 这听起来是不是超奇怪
If you were a girl then you would think this shit was weird
如果你是一女生 你也会觉得这很奇怪
You're gonna text me "Goodmorning," we don't talk all day, right
你每天早上都给我发“早安” 但接下来一整天又不聊天
You'll text me around, hmm, probably eleven or twelve,
然后你晚上十一二点再给我发消息
When you feel like responding
当你每次想要回我时
Wanting you to come over, you come over,
基本都是想让我来你家
Like, like, that shit's so weird and then again,
这种奇怪的事日复一日 每天都要重复一遍
I don't text you through the whole day
我一整天又不给你发消息
But then I'll text you at night, and then you'll come over, like what
等大半夜的再给你发消息 然后我再过来 就差不多这样
Like literally a booty call, that is the definition of a booty call
就是说 这电话就是为了和我交欢才给我打的电话 这就是“booty call”的定义
And a ho and I am not a ho
但只有女表子会这样做 而我不是
So, I'm not down with that, like that's bullshit
所以说我以后不会这么干了 你就自己看着办吧
Like I have shit happening, I do things too like,
就 我也有自己的事要办
I still find the time for you though
不过我平时还是会给我俩的二人世界找点时间的
And if you don't wanna find the time for me,
如果你不想和我过
That is totally okay,
完全没问题
Just like don't lead me on or whatever, like that's just ****ed up
只要别把我老是晾在一边 那你可就全搞砸了
Like, I don't deserve that, I'm sorry, but like what
老娘可不配这样的待遇 你最好把你态度放端正