Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)

Ahoy everybody! SpongeBob here!
啊嗬，大家好啊！我是海绵宝宝！
Christmas needs presents and mistletoe, sharing and caring
圣诞节需要礼物和装饰，分享和关心
So during this most festive season, please, don't be a jerk
在这欢乐节日里，别做个傻瓜
Bring joy to the world, it's the thing to do
世界需要欢声笑语
But the world does not revolve around you
但地球并不绕你而转
Don't be a jerk
别犯傻了
It's Christmas
今天是圣诞节
There's a sign above the line that says "Express"
看那标牌上写着“表现”
That means ten items or less
那就意味着该做点什么了
Don't be a jerk
别犯傻了
It's Christmas
今天可是圣诞节
Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too
善待婴孩、动物与长者
Cuz that's how you'd like them to treat you
因为你我深知投桃报李
Use turn signals, don't screen my calls
打开转向灯，不要挂我电话
Don't you wreck my house when you deck the halls
装饰门厅时也不要捣毁我的家
Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe
别吐口香糖在我脚下
Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube
挤牙膏也要从尾部出发
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
别犯傻了别犯傻了
It's Christmas
今天可是圣诞节
It's Christmas！
今天可是圣诞节！

Hhhhhh(笑……）
When others are talking never interrupt
别人说话不要插嘴
Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up
奚落嘲讽也不应该；更不要用完马桶再提起座圈
It's the time for family and holly and turkey
今天是家人、圣诞树与火鸡的节日
Tis the season to be jolly not jerky (jolly not jerky)
是欢乐时光而非傻蛋节（享受愉悦别犯傻）
Don't dig in the cereal box for goodness sakes
无论如何也别伸手进麦片盒
Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes
以防你挑走美味只留予我残渣
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
别犯傻了别犯傻了
It's Christmas
今天可是圣诞节
Santa brought nearly every gift on your list
圣诞老人会满足你所有愿望
Why whine about the one that he missed?
一分疏漏又有何妨
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
别犯傻了别犯傻了
It's Christmas
今天可是圣诞节
It's Christmas！
今天可是圣诞节！
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
别犯傻了别犯傻了
It's Christmas
今天可是圣诞节
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
别犯傻了别犯傻了
It's Christmas
今天可是圣诞节