ALL I NEED

All I need this Christmas
Is a threesome with your friend
Waiting under the tree, yeah
All I need this Christmas
Is a little Jameson and a bag full of ****, yeah
January, you just went away
February, bought you flowers and some candy
March, April, oh you wanted a break
Then in May, you forgot it was my birthday
June, July, I forget I was high
August, September, I don’t wanna remember
October, November, you’re back in my life
Now I’m waiting for that something in December
Girl, you be cold
Like the snow
Just come on home
And be my ho ho ho, oh
All I need this Christmas
Is a threesome with your friend
Waiting under the tree
Yeah all I need this Christmas
Is a little Jameson and a bag full of ****
Trees every day like it’s Christmas
Got a couple bad ******* on my wishlist
And my car so low, and my heart so broke
I was wondering if maybe you could fix this
We were always painting such a perfect picture
Now I’m trying everything just to forget her
So tell me why you had to go
I didn’t wanna spend this Christmas all alone
Girl, you be cold
Like the snow
Just come on home
And be my ho ho ho, oh
All I need this Christmas
Is a threesome with your friend
Waiting under the tree
Yeah all I need this Christmas
Is a little Jameson and a bag full of **** yeah