everybody Hates Ned Flanders

Homer:Christmas in December!
十二月的圣诞节
Wow, wow, wow!
哇哦哇哦哇哦
Give me tons of presents
给我一对礼物吧
Now, now, now!
来吧来吧来吧
Flanders:Hey, hey, Homer! Writing a new Christmas carol?
嘿 homer 在写圣诞新歌吗
Homer:Maybe.
可能是吧
Flanders:Well, the bible says it's fun to do stuff together.
圣经说一起做一件事是很有趣的
There's a stranger in the manger,
马槽里有一个你不认识的人
And his name is love.
他名叫爱
Take it, Homer.
该你了 homer
Oh, I got it. You want me to stay out here and work on the chorus.
我懂了 你想让我在外面帮你想这音乐
Homer:Flanders, I am a patient, reasonable, handsome man. But even I have my limits.
Flanders 我是一个耐心 理性 帅气的男人 但就是我也有下限
Now beat it!
所以你快走吧
Flanders:Why, thank you, Homer. It's a Popsicle and my favorite flavor: plain.
谢谢了 homer 这种味道的冰棒我最喜欢了 没味道
Homer:How'm I supposed to write a song with that stupid jerk bothering me all the time and—?
这该死的 一点也不好 我还怎么写歌 那个脑残混账一直打扰我
Wait a minute.
等等
Everybody in the U.S.A.
每一个美国人
Hates their stupid neighbor,
都恨他们的蠢货邻居
He's Flanders and he's really really lame.
他就是Flanders 一个大大大衰人
Flanders tried to wreck my song,
Flanders想毁了我的歌
His views on birth control are wrong.
他对计划生育的看法是错的
I hate his guts and Flanders is his name.
我恨他的本来面目 Flanders就是他的名字
Homer, Lenny and Carl:F-L-A-N-R-D-S!
F-L-A-N-R-D-S
Homer:He's the man that I hate best!
他就是我最恨的人
I'd like to see his house go up in flames!
我多想看着他的房子着火
David Byrne:Excuse me, I've been researching indigenous music of Springfield
你们好 我一直在搜寻春天镇本地的音乐
and couldn't help but overhear your delightfully cruel hate song.
然后我就听到了你那让人愉快的长恨歌
Carl:David Byrne?
David Byrne？
Moe:Singer, artist, director, composer, Talking Head.
歌手 艺术家 作曲家 导演 传声头？
David Byrne:And I used to wrestle under the name El Diablo
还化名EI Diablo 参加过摔跤比赛
Lenny:I thought that was Phillip Glass.
我以为他是Philip Glass
David Byrne:Yeah, he wishes.
切 他想得美
Homer:Hey, mister, if you like my song, do you wanna buy a tape? It's already rewound.
嘿先生 要是你那么喜欢我的歌 怎么不买一盘磁带 已经到开头了哟
David Byrne:No, thank you. But I would like to sing it with you, and produce it.
不用了 但我愿意跟你合唱 把这首歌推广到全美
Homer:Fine.
好吧
Lenny and Carl:F-L-A,
F-L-A
Homer:His name is Ned!
他名字是Ned
Lenny and Carl:E-R-S,
E-R-S
Homer:It's a stupid name!
真是个傻缺名
He's worse than Frankenstein
他比弗莱肯斯坦甚至诺博士
Or Dr. No!
还可怕
David Byrne:You can't upset him even slightly,
你都不能哪怕有一点点地激怒他
He just smiles and nods politely,
他只会礼貌地点头微笑
Then goes home and worships nightly,
然后回到家中彻夜祷告
His Leftorium is an emporium of woe!
他的左撇子商店也真是悲催到家了
Lenny and Carl:F-L-A,
F-L-A
Homer:Don't yell at Ned!
不要吼Ned
Lenny and Carl:D-E-R,
D-E-R
Homer:His wife is dead!
他的老婆死掉啦
Everybody hates that stupid jerk!
大家都恨死那个二货了
David Byrne:Springfield rocks with Homer's joyous loathing,
春田被Homer那欢乐的长恨歌震撼了
Filling clubs with angry Valentinos.
潮男潮女们都进到夜店里听这首歌
You don't have to move your feet,
你都可以不动脚
Just hate Flanders to the disco beat.
只用跟着节拍恨Flanders
Homer and David Byrne:He's your perky, peppy, nightmare neighborino!
他就是你神气 活泼 噩梦一般的绝世好邻居
Homer and David Byrne: If you despise polite left-handers,
如果你讨厌有礼貌的左撇子
Then I doubt you'll like Ned Flanders
那我估计你会喜欢上Ned Flanders
Or his creepy little offspring, Rod and Todd.
或者他的两个怪孩子Rod和Todd
Audience:F-L-A!
F-L-A
Apu:His name is Ned!
他的名字是Ned
Audience:E-R-S!
E-R-S
Apu:He is so white bread!
他真是很白净
Homer and Choir:The smiling mustache geek who walks with God!
这微笑的 胡子拉碴的 尾随上帝的呆子
Reverend Lovejoy:Mass dismissed.
诸位解散
DJ:We're halfway through our "Same Song Six-Pack"!
我们已经听完单曲六连放的一半了
Now, let's hear William Shatner's version of "Everybody Hates Ned Flanders!"
现在一起来听听《人人都恨Flanders》的William Shatner版本
Marge:Another cover? My God, let it die!
又一个版本？天呐 让它过去行不
William Shatner:Everybody...
每一个
In the U.S...
美国
A...
人
Hates...their...
都恨他们的
Stupid...neighbor...
傻蛋邻居
He's the Flanders...man...
他就是Flanders
The Flanders, man...
Flanders
Flanders...
Flanders
Marge:I am so sick of that song!
我实在受够那首歌曲了
Homer:Oof, me, too! I've come to hate my own creation! Now I know how God feels.
我也是 我居然都开始讨厌起自己的创作了 可算知道上帝是什么感受了
Homer:This dude ranch is gonna be great. A whole week without hearing that stupid song.
好兄弟大牧场肯定是个好地方 一整个星期都不用听到那首该死的歌了
David Byrne:You won't think it's stupid when you hear the Extended Salsa Mix!
听到萨尔萨舞加长混音版 你就不会觉得这首歌该死了
?No nos gusta Flanders!
我们不喜欢Flanders
?Es un hombre estupido!
这是一个二货
?No nos gusta Flanders!
我们不喜欢Flanders
Marge:Watch it, Mr. Byrne! You'll slip on the Simoniz!
小心点Byrne先生 你会从引擎盖上滑下来的
David Byrne:Simoniz?
滑下来？
Moe:Woah! Woah!
噢噢噢噢
David Byrne:Can you take me to the hospital?
你能带我去医院吗？
Moe:Yeah, no problem.
可以呀 没问题 （Moe和David Byrne要上演危情十日了）