Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung

I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital
我去医院看望老古董先生
I see him most every day
我几乎天天去看他
And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung
当我看到老古董先生用他的人工呼吸器时
This is what I hear him say
我听到他这么说

（深呼吸）
(deep breathing)
专辑："Weird Al" Yankovic
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你知道吗，老古董是我最好的朋友
Y'know, Mr. Frump is my very best friend
他既不蠢也不欺负人
He's never a chump or a tease
他从不和我说谎
He never tells me lies,
最好一点的是
and best of all
他从不反对我
He never disagrees
我每天下午

给他带去糖和鲜花
I bring him candy
在他身边坐下说“嗨”
and flowers every afternoon
然后我问他
Sit down by his side and say "Hi"
对于世界局势的观点
And then I ask him his opinion
接着等待老古董先生的回答
of the world situation
于是老古董先生说
And I wait for Mr. Frump's reply,
（深呼吸）
and Mr. Frump would say
噢，太不幸了

很快就到了
(deep breathing)
老古董先生驾鹤西去的那天
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我现在给你带来
Well, unfortunately,
最后的最后
soon it came to be
老古董先生说的话
Mr. Frump's dying day
（深呼吸，呼吸衰弱然后就死了）
And now I bring to you
阿门
the very last thing
That Mr. Frump had to say

(deep breathing, that fades and dies off)

Amen