The Squip Song

Freshman year
新生的这一年
I didn't have a girlfriend or a clue
我没有女朋友 也不知道该怎么做
I was a loser
我只是一个废物
just like you
就像你一样
Good times would only
大好时光只能
Soar by
飞逝
I was gross
那时候我超恶心
As every female would attest
每一个女性都能证明
My sexting was a futile quest
我的右手活动只是浪费时间
My little penis was depressed
我的小兄弟十分郁闷
He was so lonely
他太孤单了
Poor guy
真是可怜
I was
我真的是
Hopeless, hopeless
无助啊 无助
I was
我曾经
Helpless, helpless
无助啊 无助
Every time I'd walk the hallway
每次我走在大厅里
I would trip
恨不得逃走
I was
我总是
Stagnant and idle
死气沉沉
I was
我总是
So suicidal
像要自杀
And then
但是之后
Then, then
不久之后
Then, then
不久之后
Then, then
不久之后
Then, then
不久之后
Then, then
不久之后
Then, then I got a Squip
不久之后我得到了一个斯奎普
You got quick?
你变得更快了
Not quick
不是变快了
Squip
斯奎普
I've just never heard of it before
我以前 从来没有听说过
Yeah, that's the point!
对 重点来了
This is some top-secret
这是一个顶级机密
can't-even-look-it-up-on-the-internet shit
甚至在网上都找不到
It's from Japan
它来自日本
It's a gray, oblong pill
是一种灰色的长方形药片
Quantum nano-technology CPU
量子纳米科技处理技术
The quantum computer in the pill
这种药里的量子计算机
will travel through your blood until
可以通过你的血液
It implants in your brain
植入你的大脑
and it tells you what to do
然后告诉你该做什么
So..
.所以...
It's like...
就像是...
Drugs?
k药?
It's better than drugs, Jeremy
比k药还爽 杰瑞米
It's from Japan!
它来自日本!
It's a gray, oblong pill
是一种灰色长方形的药片
Quantum nano-technology CPU
量子纳米科技处理技术
The quantum computer in the pill
药片里的量子计算机
will travel through your blood until
可以通过你的血液
It implants in your brain
植入你的大脑
and it tells you what to do
然后告诉你该做什么
It tells you what to do
它会告诉你该做什么
It's preprogrammed
它有预编程序
It's amazing
它特别不可思议
Speaks to you directly
直截了当的指示你
You behave as
只要你听他的话
It's appraising
按照他的指示执行
Helps you act correctly
你就会有正确的表现
Helps you to be cool
让你变得酷起来
It helps you rule
让你适应规则
Cause right now you're
因为现在的你
Helpless, helpless
是不是很无助
You are
马上就要
Almost hopeless
陷入绝望
On the school's social map you're just a blip
在学校的社交地图上简直不值一提
But if you
但是如果你
Take my advice and if you pay the listed price
听我的然后付出一点点的代价
Well, then you go from sad to interesting
你就会从衰神变成靓仔
To hip - Your whole life will flip!
然后 掌控自己的人生
When you buy a Squip!
当你买到斯奎普!
Hey, yeah, a Squip!
嘿，耶，斯奎普
Oh, a Squip
噢，斯奎普
Hey, yeah!
嘿，耶！
No longer a drip when you got in your grip
当你掌握一切的时候就不会再失去
A Squip
斯奎普
A Squip
斯奎普
A Squip
斯奎普