The Man of the House

When the man of the house ain't never home
Here I am again tonight all by myself
It's not hard to figure out
That you're out with someone else
So this girl's gettin' ready, gettin' sad to go wrong
'Cause the man of the house ain't never home
When the man of the house ain't never home
That's enough to cause most women to go wrong
When you stagger in tonight and find me gone
It's 'cause the man of the house ain't never home

You didn't think that I would ever slip and fall
Well, that's what you get, forsaken
And don't forget you caused it all
And it gets pretty lonesome
When you'll have to sleep alone
When the man of the house ain't never home
When the man of the house ain't never home
That's enough to cause most women to go wrong
When you stagger in tonight and find me gone
It's 'cause the man of the house ain't never home
No, the man of the house ain't never home...