Steve Berman

Eminem - Steve Berman （skit）

Berman先生

什么事？
Secretary : Mr.Berman
Eminem来见您了
Mr.Berman : WHAT?
妈个鸡总算来了 让他进来
Secretary : We have Eminem here to see you
Steve！见到你真高兴，呃，我……
Mr.Berman : About fucking time , Send him in
哦瞧瞧这是谁 终于决定赏个脸了

我希望你过去四年玩得爽歪歪
Eminem : Steve ! Good to see you man , Ow Hey I Just....
听着 伙计 我很抱歉，我不该……
Mr.Berman : Oh look who decided to show his face ,
不该开枪打我！！？？？？
I hope you had fun in the last four years
你知道我特么没法用右手撸了吗！！？？？
Eminem : Look man I apologize again For..
真的抱歉 那是个错误
Mr.Berman : FOR SHOOTING ME ??!!
非常糟糕的错……你……你穿着防弹衣吗……
Do you know I lose the use of my right arm?
然后你想怎么样？藏起来？
Eminem : Again it was a mistake ,
躲回底特律老家宅上五年，看着整个音乐产业玩儿完？
It was a terrible mista..Are you wearing a bullet proof vest ?!
你知道因为你特么给自己放假多少人失业了吗？
Mr.Berman : And then you go and do what ? Hide out?
呃 既然我现在复出了 我就想说
Stay in detroit for almost five years while the music industry melts the fuck down ?!
录点新歌什么的给你听听 看你怎么想……
Do you know how many people lost their jobs because of your fucking vacation ?
我真的非听这玩意儿不可吗？
Eminem : Well thats actually why I am here I was gonna
让我猜猜这张专辑的主题 一定是可怜的我
put out some new music and I wanted to play it for you and get you opinion...
我太有名了 我的名气毁掉了我滋润的小生活
Mr.Berman : Do I really need to hear it ?
我是个备受折磨的艺术家 我还要写点音乐
Let me guess another album about poor me
描述我悲惨的爱情故事 我说中了一个没？
I`m so famous and it ruins my rich little life
别这样 伙计 并不是——
and I`m such a tourtured artist let me make music about it
憋说了
and my tragic love life Am I on something here?
把专辑给我 我特么受够跟你说话了
Eminem : Comeon man its not like that..
你以为自己能想来想就来想走就走是吧 超级自大狂巨星
Mr.Berman : You know what ?
Steve 我有药物问题
Just hand the fucking thing over I`m done talking to you
哦可怜的我 我有药物问题
You think you can come and go as you pleased big selfish superstars.
谁特么没点药物问题？
Eminem : Steve , I had a drug problem..
嘿，冷静冷静
Mr.Berman : OH POOR ME I had a drug problem
把那玩意儿放桌子上然后赶紧给我滚蛋
Who hasnt had a drug problem in this town ? You know what?
天了噜 淡定 伙计
Eminem : Hey Hey Hey !
好好 给
Mr.Berman : Just lay the shit down on my desk and get the fuck out.
这特么什么鬼？两张CD？？
Eminem : Wow wow wow Jesus christ man ,
呃我就是想跟你说这个来着，这是两张专辑
Aight aight here fine..*lay down two CD`s*
赶紧滚！！
Mr.Berman : Whats this shit ?! TWO CD`s?
好好 ∑(✘Д✘๑ )
Eminem : Thats what I have been trying to tell you man its Two albums.
特么的滚！！
Mr.Berman : Just get out !
好好 那个回见∑(✘Д✘๑ )
Eminem : Aight!
Mr.Berman : Get the fuck out !
Eminem : Aight man see you later