Heaven Is A Halfpipe

Heaven Is A Halfpipe -OPM
If i die before i wake
At least in heaven i can skate
Cause right now on earth i can't do jack
Without the man up on my back
Now heaven would be a DJ
Spinning dub all night long
And heaven would be just kicking back
With jesus packing my bong
And if you don't believe in jesus and muhammad and budha too
And while the world is warring
We'll sit back and laugh at you singing
If i die before i wake
At least in heaven i can skate
Cause right now on earth i can't do jack
Without the man up on my back
Now when most people think of heaven
They see those pearly gates
But i looked a little closer
And there's a sign says do not skate
So if you wanna come to my heaven
Well we're all gonna have a ball
And everyone you know is welcome
Cause we got no gates or walls singing
If i die before i wake
At least in heaven i can skate
Cause right now on earth i can't do ****
Without the man f**king with it
And then i got to the gate
Pulled a list that i'd been calling fate
I'm sorry friend you can't come in
You gotta a list here that doesn't end
You're mad cause i smoke dope
You teaching any cl***es in how to cope
I'll find a place to rest my head
I rather be alone now that i'm dead
Like christian hosoi way back in 87
We'll be busting christ airs until we get to heaven
Think i really care that i miss my biology
Got my education in stale fishology
With all your rules you got to chill
I'm gonna twist out mike mcgill
I'm gonna twist out cause i got the skills
I'm gonna twist out cause i got the skills got the skills got the skills
Heaven is a halfpipe
If i die before i wake
At least in heaven i can skate
Cause right now on earth i can't do jack
Without the man up on my back
If i die before i wake
At least in heaven i can skate
Cause right now on earth i can't do ****
Without the man f**king with it
If i die before i wake
At least in heaven i can skate
Cause right now on earth i can't do ****
Without the man f**king with it
If i die before i wake
At least in heaven i can skate
Cause right now on earth i can't do ****
Without the man f**king with it
If i die before i wake