Your New Boyfriend (Remix)

Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
这生活不像我想象的那样
When I was a kid on VoIP
当我还是一个用着语音通话的孩子
I thought when I get older
我决定 等我长大
I'd marry her, I told her
我会像我许诺的那样娶她回家
Now I'm 26, and I work in an office
现在我26岁 是一个上班族
Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest
说实话 朝九晚五的生活不怎么样
If I could change a single thing
如果我可以改变一件小事
I'd make it me and not him
我就可以取代他的位置
But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat
但是他躺在你的床上 我只能和你语音聊天
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
我有敲开你心门的密钥 他只是我成功路上的垫脚石罢了
And even though he's got social skills
就算他有一流的社交能力
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
也不能说明我没能力养家糊口啊
Anyway, make the most of him
管他呢 赶紧利用完他
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
然后转身来寻找我的身影吧
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
你的新男友简直就是混蛋一个
woo!
芜湖！
Yeah, I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared)
对啊 我见过乔德（当然见过乔德了）
The one who took you away from me
那个将你从我身边夺走的男人
But don't think this the end 'cause
但不要觉得这一切将要结束
I'm always gon' be chasing you
因为我会随时跟随在你身后 追逐着你
Through the night and the day I'ma be thinking of you
我没日没夜的思念着你
I'ma think all the time how great you were
所有时间 我都想象着你的盛世美颜
And everything I missed out on
我错过的所有事情
Baby girl, I can't
亲爱的女孩啊 我不能
It hurts so much when I'm in my thoughts
因为这简直让我心痛不已
Man, I can't get up
天哪 我不能站起来
If I could ask you one more thing
如果我可以再问你最后一个问题
I would ask you out again 'cause
我可以再问最后一个问题 因为
I miss you, amen
我想你了 阿门
'Cause she's living the dream (oh yeah she is) (living dream)
因为她在梦境中畅游（对的 她在梦境中畅游）
Oh, she's living the dream (Yung Tripp)
哦 她活在美丽的梦境中
From back when we were 17 (seventeen)
就算回到我们17岁那年
She's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)
她依然活在属于自己的梦境中
Oh, she's living the dream
哦 她在梦境中快乐的生活着
From back when we were 17
就算是回到了我们17岁那年
How on earth could I be saved?
在这个世界上 我真的能被救赎吗？
When I'm one click away from insane
当我离失去控制只差一步之遥
I just think that I deserve
我觉得我值得你
A little bit of what I earned
这只是我付出的一点点回报而已
I'm not gonna make another scene
我不会再做出这样的事情了
The one I made when I was 23
我23岁那年做出的事情
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World
代表着我再也不被允许进入迪士尼的世界了
But he's in your bed, and I'm in your Twitch chat
但是他躺在你的床上 我只能和你语音聊天
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
我有敲开你心门的密钥 他只是我成功路上的垫脚石罢了
'Cause even though he's got social skills
就算他有一流的社交能力
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
也不能说明我没能力养家糊口啊
Anyway, make the most of him
管他呢 赶紧利用完他
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
然后转身来寻找我的身影吧
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
你的新男友简直是混蛋一个
Yes he is
对的 他就是
Oh-oh, oh yes he is
哦-哦 他就是个混蛋
Love you baby girl
我会爱你的 我的女孩
Only if you love me
前提是你爱我哦
Only if you love me
前提是你必须爱着我哦
If you promise to love me
请你保证
To the end of time
哪怕世界末日你也会爱我
Yeah, yeah, yeah
yeah~yeah~yeah~
Ooh-whoa
芜湖！
I think about you every day (every day)
我每天都思念着你
So how on earth can I be saved? (Can I be saved?)
所以在这个世界上 我有办法被救赎吗？
I think about him a lot as well (I think about him)
我有时也会想起他
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (he's really fine as hell)
也许他过的不像你那么舒适
'Cause you're beauty
因为你很美丽
And you're grace
也很优雅
Your telephone calls are my favourite place
你的来电是我最喜欢的
And I want you to notice me
而且我想让你注意到我啊
With no restraining order, please (Jason Derulo)
不可以拒绝 谢谢
I want you to care
我想被你关爱
I want to smell your hair
我想闻闻你馨香的秀发