Vanilla Ice Cream

Dear friend
I am so sorry about last night
It was a nightmare in every way
But together you and I will laugh at last night someday
Ice cream
He brought me ice cream!
Vanilla ice cream!
Imagine that!
Ice cream, and for the first time
We were together without a spat!
Friendly
He was so friendly
That isn't like him
I'm simply stunned
Will wonders never cease?
Will wonders never cease?
It's been a most peculiar day!
Will wonders never cease?
Will wonders never cease?
Oh, where was I?
I am so sorry about last night
It was a nightmare in every way
But together you and I will laugh at last night someday!
I sat there waiting in that café
And never guessing that you were fat... oh!
That you were near
You were outside looking bold... oh, no!
Dear Friend
I am so sorry about last night
Last night I was so nasty!
Well, he deserved it, but even so
That George is not like this George
This is a new George that I don't know
Somehow it all reminds me of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
When right before my eyes
A man that I despise has turned into a man I like!
It's almost like a dream, as strange as it may seem
He came to offer me vanilla ice cream