Tie Your Mother Down

Get your party gown
Get your pigtail down
Get your heart beatin' baby
I got my timin' right
I got my act all tight
Do you know it's gotta be tonight my little baby
Your momma says you don't
And your daddy says you won't
And I'm boilin' up inside
Ain't no way I'm gonna lose out this time
Tie your Mother down
Tie your Mother down
Lock your Daddy out of doors
I don't need him nosing around
Tie your Mother down
Tie your Mother down
Give me all your love tonight
You're such a dirty louse
Go get outta my house
That's all I ever get from your
Family ties, in fact I don't think I ever heard
A single little civil word from those guys
But you know I don't give a light
I'm gonna make out all right
I've got a sweetheart hand
To put a stop to all that
Grousin' an' snipin'
Tie your Mother down
Tie your Mother down
Take your little brother swimmin' with a brick (that's all right)
Tie your Mother down
Tie your Mother down
Or you ain't no friend of mine
Your momma and your Daddy gonna Plague me til I die
Why can't they understand I'm just a peaceful lovin' guy
Tie your Mother down
Tie your Mother down
Get your Dddddddaddy out of doors
Tie your Mother down
Tie your Mother down
Or you ain't no friend of mine
You ain't no friend of mine