Pimp Of The Nation

There's only two types of men, pimps and
JohnsThere's one type of ****** and that's a hoe
Goddamn, how do you hooker, this is my world
Goddamn time to go, where's my doe?
It's startin' to snow
All I want is the dollas,
I've been a pimp so long you know
Gandhi when he had
AfroPimp, hold my ****** like a holster, all the girls want a
Kid Rock poster
And be able to both stay looked at the number one pimp
With the number one rap, what's up with that, well,
I'm a cool cat
With the rap, that's harder than a pimp slap and because
I doSo much pimpin', one day
I'll probably walk with a limp
And drive a big
Lincoln, wearing an unbuttoned *******rt
And be a 55 year old pervert but for now rap's the occupation
But one day watch
I'll be pimp of the nation
Hoes are rustlic,
Daddy's in the house
We got hoes and hoes and hoes, prices so low
We pratically given the coochie-coo away
Shake that booty, shake that booty
It's not a bid sale
It's a cake sell, goddamn
ItPimp of the
Nation, I could be it as a matter of a fact,
I foresee it
But only pimpin' hoes with the big tush, while you be left pimpin'
Barbra Bush, what's up granny, first name
Annie, dried up *******
And a saggin' fanny, the highlight of your *** adventures
You wanna suck ******s, take out your dentures
A show of life is all
I'm givin', old pimp young hoes is how
I'm livin'
But for now rap's the occupation
But one day watch
I'll be pimp of the nation
I got all the hookers, goddamn
ItI got Sensational
Sherry, Juicy
LucyNasty
Nancy and
Tammy Toe
JamAll of them ready, willing and able to give the
Mack Daddy
All the dollas and all the coochie-coo 'til
Death do we part
I have hoes like horses in a stable, rich, famous, willing and able
First off
Ja Ja Kubore a different gore, is my highest paying whore
And for some hot booty waxin', '
Fake Ass'
Latoya Jackson
Rosanne Barr is my newest trick
While on the beach
I prune her with the ******
And the ****** who ****** with my cash
Robin Givens
I'll rip your ass, yeah, yeah
Kid Rock,
Kid RockDon't ****** with me,
I'll be pimp of the nation, ******
One nation under a pimp
Gettin' paid 'cause suckers is ******* whipped
One nation under a pimp
Gettin' paid 'cause suckers is ******* whipped
One nation under a pimp
Gettin' paid 'cause suckers is ******* whipped
One nation under a pimp
Gettin' paid 'cause suckers is ******* whipped
Oh yeah, who's pimpin' out there
The Midwest is pimpin',
Detroit is pimpin'
Mt. Clemens is pimpin',
Romeo is pimpin'
The balck man, he's pimpin',
Katie C, he's pimpin'
Bo you're pimpin',
I said Tom, he's pimpin'
Chuck and
Murph they're pimpin',
D, he's pimpin'
Boner is pimpin',
Ben, he pimpin'
Ralph C is pimpin',
The Yound
Brothers are pimpin'
Elie you're pimpin',
I said Tony you're pimpin'
Hey Chicago, you're pimpin',
Mr. Lee you're pimpin'
My pops is pimpin', my bro
D, he's pimpin'
Jay Z, he's pimpin',
Diesy is pimpin'
Dougie Doug is pimpin',
D-Nice, he's pimpin'
Chuck Nice is pimpin',
Barry White, he's pimpin'
New York pimpin',
I said Philly is pimpin'
Oakland you're pimpin',
Too Short you're pimpin'
Arseno Hall you're pimpin',
Eddie Murphy you're pimpin'
Jive Records you're pimpin',
RCA is pimpin'
Top Dogg is pimpin',
Michael Jackson
Ah, you ain't pimpin' *******t, word 'em up, word 'em up
Kid Rock,
Kid, Kid Rock,
Kid, Kid Rock
And I'm pimp of the nation, word, you stay on third base
I'm goin' home with the bacon baby
Peace