If I Had...

life.. by marshall mathers
Marshall Mathers的生活
what is life?
生活是什么
life is like a big obstacle
生活就像一个巨大的障碍
put in front of your optical to slow you down
挡在你面前让你举步维艰
and everytime you think you gotten past it
每次当你认为你越过去时
it's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground
它还会回来将你撞倒在地
what are friends?
朋友是什么
friends are people that you think are your friends
朋友就是那些你认为是朋友的人
but they really your enemies, with secret indentities
但实际上他们是有着秘密身份的敌人
and disguises, to hide they true colors
他们把自己伪装起来，掩盖自己的本色
so just when you think you close enough to be brothers
当你觉得你们亲如兄弟时
they wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain't lookin
他们会趁你不注意在背后置你于死地
what is money?
金钱是什么
money is what makes a man act funny
金钱使人无法控制自己
money is the root of all evil
金钱是万恶之源
money'll make them same friends come back around
钱会让两个最好的朋友
swearing that they was always down
互相翻脸
what is life?
生活是什么
i'm tired of life
我已经疲于生活
i'm tired of backstabbing ass snakes with friendly grins
我受够了那些对你笑里藏刀阴险的混蛋
i'm tired of committing so many sins
我受够了自己犯下的这么多罪
tired of always giving in when this bottle of henny wins
受够了总是在酒精面前缴械投降
tired of never having any ends
受够了没有尽头的一切
tired of having skinny friends hooked on crack and mini-thins
受够了患上白粉和药瘾的狐朋狗友
i'm tired of this dj playing your shit when he spins
受够了DJ总是播放你的唱片
tired of not having a deal
受够了没人跟我签约
tired of having to deal with the bullshit without grabbing the steel
受够了没有武器处理这些狗屁
tired of drowning in my sorrow
受够了沉浸在自己的伤感中
tired of having to borrow a dollar for gas to start my monte carlo
受够了为了我的蒙特卡洛借汽油钱
i'm tired of motherfuckers spraying shit and dartin off
我受够了那些王八蛋的扫射
i'm tired of jobs startin off at five fifty an hour
我受够了五块五的最低薪水
then this boss wanders why i'm smartin off
然后老板搞不懂为什么我这么不识抬举
i'm tired of being fired everytime i fart and cough
我受够了因为我放屁或者咳嗽就把我开除
tired of having to work as a gas station clerk
受够了当加油站的小杂碎
for this jerk breathing down my neck driving me bezerk
因为这个混蛋盯着我的脖子让我发狂了
i'm tired of using plastic silverware
我受够了用镀银的塑料餐具
tired of working in building square
受够了在建筑工地干活
tired of not being a millionaire
受够了当穷光蛋的生活

但如果我有一百万美元
but if i had a million dollars
我会买下一座造酒厂，然后让全世界都变成酒鬼
i'd buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics
如果我有一根魔杖，我要让全世界亲我的老二
if i had a magic wand, i'd make the world suck my dick
当我还在马桶上时而且我还不戴套
without a condom on, while i'm on the john
但如果我有一百万
if i had a million bucks
我还是觉得不够
it wouldn't be enough, because i'd still be out
我还要去劫运抄车
robbing armored trucks
如果我可以实现一个愿望
if i had one wish
我就要一个能让整个世界都能亲到的大屁股
i would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss
我受够了当白人垃圾，没钱又没权

我受够了把饮料瓶子带回商店
i'm tired of being white trash, broke and always poor
我受够了买不起电话
tired of taking pop bottles back to the party store
受够了没有家来让安置自己的挚爱如果我真的有的话
i'm tired of not having a phone
受够了没有宝马开
tired of not having a home to have one in if i did have it on
受够了不在通用公司工作，受够了老想当别人
tired of not driving a bm
受够了不吃止痛药就无法入睡
tired of not working at gm, tired of wanting to be him
受够了每次上台表演人都那么稀少
tired of not sleeping without a tylenol pm
受够了没有巡演
tired of not performing in a packed coliseum
受够了每天下班干同一个金发碧眼的婊子
tired of not being on tour
在福特contour的后面
tired of fucking the same blonde whore after work
我受够了再和那群乌合之众假装整日为伍了
in the back of a contour
缺少钞票只能求助于枪
i'm tired of faking knots with a stack of ones
受够了冷眼相对
having a lack of funds and resorting back to guns
受够了老戴同一顶NIKE AIR帽子
tired of being stared at
受够了每次去酒吧都穿都一双Lugz
i'm tired of wearing the same damn nike air hat
受够了人们说他们厌倦了我把毒品写进歌词
tired of stepping in clubs wearing the same pair of lugz
受够了别的歌手半点技术都没有
tired of people saying they're tired of hearing me rap about drugs
说他们并不觉得我的饶舌最到位
tired of other rappers who ain't bringin half the skill as me
我受够了电台老撒谎
saying they wasn't feeling me on 'nobody's as ill as me'
受够了J-L-B说“嘻哈在哪里”
i'm tired of radio stations telling fibs
但如果我有一百万美元
tired of j-l-b saying 'where hip-hop lives'
我会买下一座造酒厂，然后让全世界都变成酒鬼

如果我有一根魔杖，我要让全世界亲我的老二
but if i had a million dollars
当我还在马桶上时而且我还不戴套
i'd buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics
但如果我有一百万
if i had a magic wand, i'd make the world suck my dick
我还是觉得不够
without a condom on, while i'm on the john
我还要去劫运抄车
if i had a million bucks
如果我可以实现一个愿望
it wouldn't be enough, because i'd still be out
我就要一个能让整个世界都能亲到的大屁股
robbing armored trucks
你懂我在说什么吗？
if i had one wish
我受够了所有这些垃圾
i would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss
告诉我要积极

我所看见的东西都不积极你叫我积极？
you know what i'm saying?
明白我在说什么了吗？
i'm tired of all of this bullshit
我说的都是发生在我周围的，我亲眼所见的
telling me to be positive
懂我意思了吗？现在我受够了这一切
how'm i 'sposed to be positive when i don't see shit positive?
受够这些在自己城市里的歌手还互相憎恨的情况
know what i'm sayin?
没有电台愿意播我的东西，你懂了吗？
i rap about shit around me, shit i see
但是，这很正常，你明白我说的了吗？
know what i'm sayin? right now i'm tired of everything
只是受够了
tired of all this player hating that's going on in my own city
这就是我想说的
can't get no airplay, you know what i'm sayin?
but ey, it's cool though, you know what i'm sayin?
just fed up
that's my word