I Can't Watch This

I can't watch this, I can't watch this
我看不下去了，我看不下去了
I can't watch this, I can't watch this
我看不下去了，我看不下去了
My my my my TV makes me so bored
我的电视，让我好生无聊
Makes me say, oh my Lord
让我嘟囔，哦我的上帝
What is this garbage here?
为什么在放这辣鸡？
Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears
我想闭上眼，捂住耳
It sucks, and that's no lie
这烂透了，我不是在开玩笑
It's about as much fun as watching paint dry
这和看着油漆干掉一样无趣
Lowers my IQ one notch
降低我的IQ
And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch
这就是为什么我看不下去的原因
I told you homeboy, I can't watch this
我告诉过你，宝贝，我看不下去了
Yeah, nothin' but trash and you know, I can't watch this
这除了辣鸡还是辣鸡，你要知道，我看不下去了
Poke out my eyes, man, I can't watch this
把我眼珠子挖出来吧，我看不下去了
Yo, gimme that remote control, I can't watch this
把遥控器给我，我看不下去了
Talkin' 'bout sick shows
谈论着无趣的节目
There's America's Funniest Home Videos
这居然是美国最有趣的家庭节目
I can't believe my eyes
我目瞪口呆
When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize
当我看见这玩意赢了一等奖
Somebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof
一些人的老母从屋顶上摔下来
Lands right on the lawn, face first on a rake
正好摔在草坪上，脸先砸在耙子上
I hear they got it on the seventeenth take
我听见他们得了第十七名
That's funny as a kick in the crotch
这和踢裆一样有趣
And that kind of show, uh, I can't watch
这种节目，额，我看不下去了
Yo, I told you, I can't watch this
我告诉过你，我看不下去了
Change the channel now, man, I can't watch this
换台吧，兄弟，我看不下去了
Yo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker, I can't watch this
快，把电视指南给我，我看不下去了
Cosby Show and Roseanne
考斯比一家，罗斯安家庭生活
Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can
我想我已经受够了
Judge Wapner, oh my
Judge Wapner
You gotta be Rain Man to like this guy
你大概像手足情未了一样喜欢这家伙
Thirty Something is alright If you like hearing
如果你想听，三十而立正是好时机
Yuppies whining all night, can't stand Twin Peaks
嬉皮士们整晚抱怨，忍受不了双胞胎
Wish they'd lynch those donut-eatin' freaks
希望他们可以绞死那些吃甜甜圈的怪胎
Those Siskel and Ebert bums oughta go home and sit on their thumbs
那些Siskel和Ebert的游荡者应该回家去坐在他们自己的手上
That's word because you know, I can't watch this
你需要知道的是，我看不下去了
I can't watch this, break it down
我看不下去了，关了它
Here's how to order, money back guarantee
这就是如何管理钱，让钱回来
Removes tough stains fast, it tastes more like fresh peanuts
把恶俗的部分快进，这看起来更像新鲜的花生
They keep going and going,
它们一直播啊播
Don't hate me, because I'm beautiful
别恨我，因为我很好看
Could be dandruff, our prices are insane
这可能是头皮屑，我们的代价疯了
Stop, primetime
停下，黄金时间
I'm pretty sure I'll be sick
我很确定我要疯了
If I have to watch another stupid pet trick
如果我还得再看一个愚蠢的宠物把戏
Or that guy with the real flat hair
或者那个平头仔
That goes 'Woof woof woof' and waves his fist in the air
那个喊着“汪汪汪”并挥舞他的拳头
Those weird talk shows
那些奇怪的脱口秀
About ********ual N**i Eskimos
关于爱斯基摩人
They're rude, crude and vile
他们粗鲁不堪，卑鄙邪恶
Just for a minute let's flip down the dial
等一分钟，让我们拨个号
Flip, flip, flip, eww, I can't watch this
嘟嘟嘟，恶，我看不下去了
Look man, I can't watch this
天哪，我看不下去了
I can't take this torture no more, I can't
我受不了这折磨了，我受不了了
I can't watch this, pay the bills, station break, break it down
我看不下去了，付钱，关掉，关掉它
Operators are standing, cubic zirconium necklace
经营者们带着立方锆的项链
You're soaking in it, and our fabulous swimsuit issue
你浸在水中，和我们的泳衣一起
When you've got a headache this big, read the book
但你头疼时，看看书
This is your brain on drugs, I've fallen and I can't get up
这就是你磕了药的大脑，我沉沉浮浮，我起不来
Stop, Cable Time
停下，有线电视
HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV
HBO，花花公子，SHOWTIME，MTV
I might like 'em more after my lobotomy
我可能像叶切断手术之后一样
Now why did I ever pay for this junk?
现在我为什么要为这垃圾付钱？
I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk
我买了80个频道，每一个都很菜
Just brainless blood and guts
都是些无脑的血腥
And mindless T&A
和不思考的获取和接受
It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy
这很恶心，很腐败，很肮脏
It's stupid, gonna throw my set away
这傻透了，我要把电视扔了
I can't watch this, I can't watch this
我看不下去了，我看不下去了
I can't watch this, yeah I can't watch this
我看不下去了，我看不下去了
I told you, can't watch this, too hip, can't watch this
我告诉过你，我看不下去了，我看不下去了
Get me outta here, can't watch this
让我解脱吧，我看不下去了