Toothless People

They only show you their gums when they smile
Ain't got a tooth in their heads now, how vile
Only can eat things like pudding and apple sauce
They never have to buy toothpicks or dental floss
Hey, stand up
Toothless people
The breath is lethal
Wanna tell ya
Hey, come on, stand up, get on your feet
Toothless people
Old and feeble
What I say
No more of those pearly whites will they posses
Their oral hygiene is frightful, a mess
Lots of ‘em suffering from trench mouth and gum disease
At least they don’t have to worry ‘bout cavities
Hey, stand up, take out your teeth
Toothless people
Old and feeble
Oh, yesYou can brush ‘em, you can floss ‘em
They’re something you just can’t ignore
If you lose ‘em you're in trouble‘
Cause the tooth fairy won’t come no more
You need something to show your dentist
The next time he makes you say, ahh
You don’t wanna have to wind up
Eating all of your food through a straw
Like toothless people
Toothless people
You better brush your teeth now
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