Don't Let the Bellhops Bite

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There's a cozy little place
有个舒适的地方能让您躲避
Tucked away between the third and fourth circle of Hell
深藏在第三四狱的交界之上
Where you can take a break,
您可以在此休憩
Makes a great vacation,
享受美好的假期
Maybe take in just a little damnation as well
当然可能还有一些诅咒的伴随
SO RING THE BELL
有问题请按响铃铛
We're excited to welcome you in
很高兴我们在此相会
No time herе to dwell on your sins
没时间细想您欠下的罪孽
Your itinerary's fairly heavily pеrilous
考虑您的行程有亿点危险
But let me share the various
让我稍微分享各种
Amenities you're getting within
您所享受的便利服务
If you've got luggage
如果您有行李
The staff can take it through
将有员工帮您提
But the baggage that's emotional
但如果行李它有点情绪
Well that can stay with you
只好让您亲自来
You've clearly packed a bag with plans to stay a day or two
显然您打包好了行李并且打算停留一两天
But it's pretty optimistic if you think you won't be strewn
这当然相当完美如果您不怕被肢解
Across the floor
地板上遍布
Twisted and deformed
扭曲破碎的肢体
Little bits of blood and gore
一滩腥红的血液
Chewed and spit out of the maw
咀嚼并吐出
Of a vicious set of jaws in a spiffy uniform
人体恶心的残部,穿着华丽的礼服
All your sins have a cost
所有的罪恶都要付出代价
But your death is complimentary, of course
但是您的死亡是附赠的无偿
It's just monkey business
这里是猴子的企业
But with one key difference
但有个关键区别
That the one reliving it
那个要遭受一切
Is beyond deliverance
的人已无法改变
We've got one piece hidden in
我们有一些秘密
Deep amongst these remnants
深藏残次品里面
Of our one-time residents in our little hotel in Hell
一次性房客在我们地狱酒店里面
Where the bellhops bite
侍者将你撕碎
We're afraid to say that the pool is closed
我们很抱歉泳池已关闭
Since the lifeguard started to decompose
因为救生员已开始腐烂
Down here things lurk deep below
有东西潜伏泳池深处
So stay clear if you want to keep your toes
请远离,如果您还想身体完整
Breakfast is served till ten
早餐只供应到十点
But no one ever wakes up to attend
但没人能活到这时间
Cause if you lay your head on a bed
如果你躺床上面
You'll be too dead for eggs
头将如鸡蛋被掰断
And you'll never eat bacon again
你将在无法享受早餐
Our gymnasium's stocked with the best utensils
我们的健身房器材丰富并且十分好用
Though you ought to be running without the treadmill
尽管您应该会一直逃跑不需要跑步机辅助
The bar's a haunt
酒吧中有
With all the spirits you want
你想要的各种灵魂
They were all our last guests to get killed
那些是上一任被杀死的客人
We've so many amenities
我们有丰富的设施
No chance of boredom
您一定不会无聊
We both know you've already seen the ballroom
我们都知道您已经看过了宴会厅
A little reminder
温馨提示
You've a riddle to find or it is frivolous fighting your doom
你已经发现了隐藏的秘密还是另个需要搏命的地方
It's just monkey business
这里是猴子的企业
But with one key difference
但有个关键区别
That the one reliving it
那个要遭受一切
Is beyond deliverance
的人已无法改变
We've got one piece hidden in
我们有一些秘密
Deep amongst these remnants
深藏残次品里面
Of our one-time residents in our little hotel in Hell
一次性房客在我们地狱酒店里面
Where the bellhops bite
侍者将你撕碎
Think twice before you use that phone by the bed
当您呼叫客房服务时请三思而后行
Room service will cost you an arm and a leg
这将让您付些小代价,一个胳膊或者腿
And a torso, a stomach, a neck, and a head
以及一具躯体一段内脏,脖子和头
The menu's sparse, but the staff's well-fed
菜单并不丰富，不过侍者将大快朵颐
We'll provide a device that might help you find the
我们有个建议帮您收集灵魂碎片
Shards you've been tasked with and hide from the nightmares
完成您被布置的任务和躲藏那些噩梦
But if you try to check the TripAdvisor
但如果您专注与猫途鹰平板
You'll likely trip and die, sir
您将被绊倒并死掉，先生
"Five stars, never a survivor!"
“五星好评!没人能够幸存!“
We're not winding you up
我们不会让您失望
We're not letting you go
也不会让您活着离开
Fish the mint from the blood pooling in the pillows
从血汗中榨取金钱用来供某些人享乐
Checkout is at one,
请在一点续房
Not that you'll need to know
但这并不是您需要知道的
Pay your tab at the front desk
在前台为您的选择买单
Or death will be slow
或是让您死亡延期
We strongly urge that you defer your day's ablutions
我们强烈建议您推迟每日的洗礼
The concierge will start the purge before you're through them
礼宾员开始清除您这个垃圾,在您通过他们前
Whilst on your journey on the way to retribution
在这次旅程在您的报应中
We hope that you enjoy your stay of execution
我们希望您喜欢您的死缓判决
It's just monkey business
这里是猴子的企业
But with one key difference
但有个关键区别
That the one reliving it
那个要遭受一切
Is beyond deliverance
的人已无法改变
We've got one piece hidden in
我们有一些秘密
Deep amongst these remnants
深藏残次品里面
Of our one-time residents in our little hotel in Hell
一次性房客在我们地狱酒店里面
Where the bellhops bite
侍者将你撕碎