The Ideal Husband

朱利安啊 （注：指Julian Assange,著名电脑程序员）
Julian
他会替我做完我的公文

每个和我上过床的女人
He's gonna take my files
每段被我所粉碎的友谊

奶奶死的时候不闻不问
Every woman that I've slept with
我把钱花在酗酒鬼混上
Every friendship I've neglected
与人交欢时不用安全套
Didn't call when grandma died
还酒驾回家
I spend my money getting drunk and high
搪塞东西来应付兄弟姐妹
I've done things unprotected
我出言不逊大放厥词
Proceeded to drive home wasted
而现在
Bought things to win over siblings
我无处可藏
I've said awful things such awful things
而现在

我无处可藏
And now
朱利安啊

他会替我做完我的公文
Now it's out
讲笑话让别人闭嘴

怨恨我所爱的人
And now
睡到大下午又起来鬼混

瘫在床上之后又不愿承认
Now it's out
沉迷灰白头发的潮流

知道怎么用甜言蜜语哄骗他人
Julian
因为没人关心而暴饮暴食

我出言不逊大放厥词
He's gonna take my files
而现在

我无处可藏而现在
Telling people jokes to shut them up
而现在
Resenting people that I love
我无处可藏
Sleep in 'til two then doing ****
我清晨七点才回到家
Just stay in bed and later lie 'bout it
清晨七点，清晨七点
Obsessing over greying hair
我清晨七点才回到家
Knowing just what people wanna hear
我说宝贝啊，我终于崩溃了
Binging on unearned attention
说些麻木的蠢话，像是我厌倦了逃避
I've said awful things such awful things
厌倦了逃避

把我们的心肝宝贝放入烤炉如何
And now
这样不就铸造了一个理想的好老公吗？

Oh... ...
Now it's out

And now

Now it's out
I came by at seven in the morning
Seven in the morning seven in the morning
I came by at seven in the morning
I said baby I'm finally succumbing
Said something dumb like I'm tired of running
Tired of running tired of running
Let's put a baby in the oven
Wouldn't I make the ideal husband

Oh……