Planet Purge Pt. 2

Morty! Aah! ******* Amish ***** shot me!
Morty! 啊！那个叫Amish的碧池打中了我！
She tried to purge me, Morty.
她想要肃清我！
You let your wiener do the walking, and now I'm dead.
你能让你丁丁走路但我却要被撂在这？
Rick, she took the car!
Rick!她拿走了你的车！
You ******* kidding me, Morty?! She took my car and the gun.
你逗我呐！Morty!?她拿走了车也顺便带走了我的枪！
We're like the rest of these assholes now.
我们像剩下的这一群傻蛋一样了！
W-w-we're gonna get purged, Morty. Help me up.
我.....我们会被肃清的！Morty。拉我起来。
Oh, geez, geez! Wait a minute, Rick.
哦！我的老天！等一下等一下，Rick。
Why don't we just use your portal gun?
为何不用你的传送枪？
It's in the car, dip-ass.
它在车里，你个二缺。
Heads up. Rapists.
当心，强奸犯。
Well, don't just stand there, Morty.
呃....别干瞪眼了，Morty。
Purge 'em.
处理掉它们。
Wait, stop! Please, don't kill me! I-I never intended to harm you, I swear.
停！等一下！别杀我！我...我从来没有过想伤害你们的念头，我发誓。
I am trying to end the festival.
我想终结这场盛宴。
W-w-what do you mean?
你你你什么意思？
I was going to use your ship to destroy the rich assholes that run our society and save my people from the horrors of this yearly festival.
我想用你们的飞船去干掉那些有钱的并且操控我们社会的那帮小瘪三从而把我们的人民从这场盛宴的恐慌中救出来
**** That, Rick! We got to kill her! Kill her! Kill her!
管她呢！Rick！我们只需要杀了她，杀了她你懂吗？！
Geez, Morty, purge it down a little.
天呐，Morty, 把他们人数打少一点就好了嘛。
"Purge! Don't purge!" You're sending me mixed messages, Rick.
“处理掉！别处理它们！”你搞得我很懵，Rick。
Morty you're acting like a freaking lunatic.
Morty，你现在有那么一点像神经病。
Calm down.
冷静下来
Screw you, Rick! I'll purge you, too, you old, rickety piece of crap!
去你X的Rick！我也要把你肃清出去，你这把老到掉渣的骨头！
This has been a long time coming!
我TM想开了！
I'm gonna rip your ******* guts out and smear them all over your face!
我TM要把你的五脏六腑全TM扯出来然后都TM糊在你脸上！
Oh Man!
妈呀......
What are you doing?
你在干什么？
A Sequel
我的一个病后后遗症
Just hit a button, Morty! Give me a beat!
就按那个键，Morty!给我狠狠按下去！
Oh Geez! Geez!
我滴老天！
Disqualafied
无资格～～～
Boo
【我唬你哦】
Geez. Wow, Morty. Now you're getting into it
天呐！Morty,你现在越来越熟练了。
Hey, you know what, Morty?
嘿，你晓得不，Morty.
Why don't we christen our squeaky-clean windshield here by watching a little of this purge through it?
我们可以在给孩子洗礼的时候在我们那无比干净的挡风玻璃下看一看别人是如何互相肃清的？
What?! No! What is your problem?!
蛤？不不不！你有毛病吗？
Morty, grow up. If you don't want to watch, don't watch, but, you know, it's my car.
Morty，快点长大吧。如果你不想看的话，就别看，但是，你得知道，这TM我的车。
Also, if you tell your mom about this, I'll purge you.
还有，如果你跟你母亲说明了此事，我会揍你。
You're the worst. And this planet is the worst. How can you be into this?
你真的好坏，整个星球都是崩坏的，为何你要被卷进去？
You know, people are gonna kill each other.
你知道的，人们自相残杀。
So, what, y-y-you trying to sit here and tell me that I-if... if there's a video online with someone getting decapitated, you don't click on it?
所以呢？你你你就坐在这然后跟我讲，如....如...如果在网上有一个在描述人被杀头的视频，你会看吗？
No! Why... why would I do that? You do that?
当然不！我为何要看？
I don't, because it would bore me.
我不会，因为他会令我感觉到厌恶。
I see shits like that for breakfast, Morty.
我看这种乐色跟我吃早饭一样。Morty.
But if you don't do it, I say it's because you're afraid of your own primal instincts.
但，如果你不看的话，我会说你是缺乏自己的原始本能的。
So you stuff them down and...
所以你就安稳点然后.......
Oh, oh! Shh. Shh. It's starting.
哦哦哦！小声点，开始了！
Oh-ho-ho! Here we go.
哦呵呵呵～我怎么说的～
I'm not watching.
我才不要看。
Yeah, yeah, yeah, your medal's in the mail.
好好好，你的成果初露头角了。
I'm gonna get a closer look.
我要靠近看看。
Oh, okay, sure. And then someone's gonna throw a rock and hit the car and then we're gonna crash and we're gonna be stuck down there and it's gonna be what we deserve.
好吧，随你吧。然后马上会有人用石头砸车，然后我们粉身碎骨，是或我们被困在下面。这一切都是我们咎由自取的！
Yawn.
【假打哈欠】
That was… okay, yeah. T-that was gross.
这。。。。。好吧，真的很恶诶。
What are you doing?
你在干啥啊？
Just hit a button, Morty! Give me a beat!
就是它！Morty!给我摁下去！
Oh Geez! Geez!
我滴老天诶！
Disqualafied
无资格～～～
Geez. Wow, Morty. Now you're getting into it
天呐！Morty,你现在终于成熟啦！