I Shoulda Used A Rubba

Written by ：L.Coleman/A.Best
I shoulda used a rubber before I went up in it
And then ya monkey a**won't be sittin in a clinic
I shoulda used a rubber before I went up in it
And then ya monkey a**won't be sittin in a clinic
Yo one hot summer night after ballin hard
I went to the phone booth with my callin'card
And called up joel yeah you know L
I told her come to the crib yo mother **** a hotel
She said she was gonna come at ten
The ***** came but one problem she brought a friend
You know I'm not a rude brother yo
But I let Joel
Let it slammed the door on that other ho
So we was sittin in the livin'room kickin it
And all I thought about was stickin'it
She was mean coz'you know
I wouldn't **** wit a sleazy hoe
Yo we was coolin watching some TV show
I was crackin sex jokes tryin'to get the puss'
And this ***** was kickin'scripts beatin round the bush
Talkin 'bout rhyme for me L man **** rhyming
Coz'my **** is hard enough to cut diamonds
I said I hope you ain't tryin to **** tease
Ayyo coz'big l's quick to tell a ***** leave
Ayyo my game started ****in'wit her head soon
Next thing ya know we went straight to the bedroom
I knocked the boots from New York to Santa fe
And that ***** burnt me like a Gamma ray
I caught a cab on 139Lenox
Ayyo I took it to the neighborhood clinic
Because she gave me gonorrhea
Yo I'mma kill that ***** the next time that I see her
I shoulda used a rubber before I went up in it
And then ya monkey a**won't be sittin in a clinic
I shoulda used a rubber before I went up in it
And then ya monkey a**won't be sittin in a clinic
One afternoon I was cruising on the westside
Bumpin'my system lounging back in a fresh ride
Hoes be hotter than a sauna
So I put the system on Max
And bumped my sh*t on the corner
I saw this girl walkin'by who was hype as hell
She was mad point blank she was right for L
But she tried to play me like a statue black
I said sweeheart what's your name
I gotta man I ain't ask you that
She said in order to be with me you gotta be rich
You won't be able to switch I said **** you *****
Another girl walked by I port
Excuse me what's your name she said Lorraine what's yours
Ayyo game I kicked well
I said honey my names Lamont but I'm known as big L
I was looking smooth with the jewelry
She said L's for Lamont but what's the big for you'll see
Ayyo my pockets was extra thick
So what you doin'later oh nothing then let's catch a flick
Yeah I bagged that ho well
Took her to the triple M movies meal and motel
And when it comes to this I'm a professor
I didn't molest her I caressed her undressed her then sexed her
But I must be getting bolder
Coz'I didn't put a helmet on my mother ****ing soldier
I started stickin up quick
And the next time I took a leak
A mother****in'flame shot out my ****
I shoulda used a rubber before I went up in it
And then ya monkey a**won't be sittin in a clinic
I shoulda used a rubber before I went up in it
And then ya monkey a**won't be sittin in a clinic
I shoulda used a rubber before I went up in it
And then ya monkey a**won't be sittin in a clinic
I shoulda used a rubber before I went up in it
And then ya monkey a**won't be sittin in a clinic
Ayyo L these *****es be burnin'
The dog sh*t outta ni**as know what I'm sayin'
Who you tellin'man
These *****es nowadays'd have a ni**a **** drippin'lava
You know what I'm sayin'ayyo these *****es'll have a ni**a
Give a ni**a's ***** a heat rash or somethin'man
Okay
Man ****in'with these hoes without a rubber nowadays
Is like bungee jumpin'with a rope around your neck
That's like playin'that's like playin'
Russian roulette with a shotgun
Ayyo word ayyo ayyo man **** a rubber man
I'm a start puttin'balloons on my **** dog ayyo
I'm a start puttin'suntan lotion on my **** or somethin'