Doritos & Fritos

Okay, I went to France to get some new pants (Ooh!)
好吧 我跑去法国搞来几条新裤子
I went to Greece to get something to eat (Ooh!)
又跑去希腊整点东西吃
I'm hard to please, I punched the referee (Ooh!)
我很难讨好 才把那裁判揍了一顿
I bruised my knees, I'm pissing in the breeze
我弄伤了膝盖 在风中撒泡尿
Okay, I saw the beach, I bought a tee
好吧 我看过了海滩 买来了T恤
It's hot as deez, it's 100 degrees (Ooh!)
真是他吗的热啊 有100度了吧
Apply the lotion, I'm swimming to ocean
涂上防晒 就跳进海里畅快的游了
But there was a commotion, I'm sinking, I'm floating—
但莫名出现一阵骚动 我在水中起起伏伏

And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able
电视调到有线频道 空闲时间我在睡觉
But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
但这电视声音吵死了 像在轰炸我的大脑 大脑 大脑 大脑 大脑 大脑 大脑
And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able
电视调到有线频道 空闲时间我在睡觉
But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
但这电视声音吵死了 像在轰炸我的大脑 大脑 大脑 大脑 大脑 大脑 大脑
Unh

Doritos and Fritos
多力多滋和菲乐多 (引用经典歌词"get more cheese than Doritos, Cheetos or Fritos")
Doritos and Fritos
整点薯片吃吃咯
Doritos and Fritos
多力多滋和菲乐多
Doritos and Fritos
整点薯片吃吃咯

Cheetos, Doritos, and Fritos, mosquitos
奇多 多力多滋 菲乐多 蚊子
I'm eating burritos with Danny Devito
我和Danny Devito吃着墨西哥卷饼
Jeez, Louise, I'm weak in the knees
该死 我双腿发软
I'm joining the circus, I'm going berzerkus
我要加入马戏团
At seven-eleven, I'm drinking a beverage
在711商店整了瓶饮料喝
I'm lying to strangers, I'm looking for danger
我对陌生人撒谎 走在危险的边缘
I'm chewing Bazooka, I'm swimming to Cuba
我嚼着口香糖 我要游到古巴
Don't look at Medusa, she'll turn you to stone!
别盯着美杜莎看 她会将你石化的！

Okay I went to France to get some new pants (Ooh!)
好吧 我跑去法国搞来几条新裤子
I went to Greece to get something to eat (Ooh!)
又跑去希腊整点东西吃
He said "Shit, all we got's Doritos and Fritos"
他说 "该死 我们只剩这些薯片了"
I said, "Then give me all of those ****ing Doritos and Fritos"
我说 "那就把剩下的薯片都给老子"
Okay, I saw a bee, it flew into a screen (Ooh!)
好吧 我看见一只蜜蜂 它飞进了屏幕里
I need some sleep, so turn down that TV (Ooh!)
我要睡觉 快把电视给关了
He said, "Shit, all we got's Doritos and Fritos"
他说 "该死 我们只剩这些薯片了"
I said, "Then give me all of those ****ing Doritos and Fritos"
我说 "那就把剩下的薯片都给老子"

And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able
电视调到有线频道 空闲时间我在睡觉
But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
但这电视声音吵死了 像在轰炸我的大脑 大脑 大脑 大脑 大脑 大脑 大脑
And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able
电视调到有线频道 空闲时间我在睡觉
But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
但这电视声音吵死了 像在轰炸我的大脑 大脑 大脑 大脑 大脑 大脑 大脑
Unh

Doritos and Fritos
多力多滋和菲乐多
Doritos and Fritos
整点薯片吃吃咯
Doritos and Fritos
多力多滋和菲乐多
Doritos and Fritos
整点薯片吃吃咯

She'll turn you to stone!
她会把你石化的！

Doritos and Fritos
多力多滋和菲乐多
Doritos and Fritos
整点薯片吃吃咯
Doritos and Fritos
多力多滋和菲乐多
Doritos and Fritos
整点薯片吃吃咯

(Stop)