Really Waltzing

Is this me here really waltzing
Is this me here being so square
Although I know this kind of music
Makes me sick and you sick
Still I'm aware
Yeah it's me here really waltzing
To a viennese one two three
And if you'll pardon me the simile
I'm a romberg and frim'ly
How can this be me
I've got zee urge to vear short leather trousers
And dance za vay strauss es made their mouses
Give me some frau ses dressed up in cute blouses
Helping their spouses tie bells on their cowses
Oh here I'm really waltzing
Though I shudder at the idea
And though I really should know better
Here am I in operetta
Really waltzing here
And so we're here really waltzing
As we take our partners and bow
We say a plague upon the houses
Of all the three strausses
But all the same we must kowtow
To the rhythm catchy rhythm
For the violins play and
We've got to go with 'em
Yes we're waltzing really waltzing
Look at us really waltzing now